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Monday, September 10, 2007

Go Korea~

In less than 24 hours I will be in Korea, the motherland of cosmetic surgery. And hell, I have no bloody idea of what to expect that.

This is not surprising, given that I'm someone who 1) doesn't watch Korean dramas, 2) thinks K-pop is a new popcorn flavor, 3) reckons that Old Boy is the greatest Korean movie, 4) believes that Krispy Kreme and live octopus are the national delicacies and 5) Kim Jung-il is the most famous personality in Korea, notwithstanding the fact that he is from the other Korea.

Well... guess I will just stake out at the cosmetic surgery clinics, waiting for the newly minted plastic beauties to step off the conveyor belts. Oh my kind friend Sher just reminded me to stay away from those clinics that specialized in sex-change operations. Thanks.

我和绮贞有个约，倒数20天

每一次外出游玩之前，一定要播放这一首歌曲。我想每次出国游玩都有不一样的心情，也会得到不同的感想和体会。有些人借着旅行去充实自己，又有些人，就像歌词所形容一样，把它当作意中逃避。

旅行的意义

词曲：陈绮贞

你看过了许多美景

你看过了许多美女

你迷失在地图上

每一道短暂的光阴

你品尝了夜的巴黎

你踏过下雪的北京

你熟记书本里

每一句你最爱的真理

却说不出你爱我的原因

却说不出你欣赏我哪一种表情

却说不出在什么场合我曾让你动心

说不出离开的原因

你累计了许多飞行

你用心挑选纪念品

你收集了地图上

每一次的风和日丽

你拥抱热情的岛屿

你埋葬记忆的土耳其

你流连电影里美丽的不真实的场景

却说不出什么在场合

我曾让你分心

说不出旅行的意义

你勉强说出你爱我的原因

却说不出你欣赏我哪一种表情

却说不出在什么场合我曾让你分心

说不出离开的原因

勉强说出你为我寄出的每一封信

都是你离开的原因

你离开我

就是旅行的意义

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:22 AM

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