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Wednesday, November 21, 2007


If there is something like a perfect lady, I must have saw her last night. When the train door opened, this lass decked in a pink cardigan literally took my breathe away (actually it's pretty easy given how unfit I am). If not for the fact that I perpetually dream about unfathomable stuffs, she would definitely win the coveted title of "tyw's Dream gal". I was awe-struck by her sheer beauty that I couldn't stop stealing glances at her while using my outdated copy of The Economist as a prop.

Readers at this point will either a) get bored and click away or b) interested to find out what happened next. For the handful who are reluctantly inclined towards option b, the answer is I did nothing.

In the make believe world of TV land, the train would had come to an abrupt halt and the beautiful lass would fall right into my outstretched arms (
and of all nights, the train ride was uncharacteristically smooth, DAMN!). Or taking a page out of Densha Otaku, she would be pestered by some drunk louts and yours truly would play the role of the Knight in Shining Armour and ride to her rescue. Sadly, the TV universe is seldom congruent with reality. I already consider it a blessing by not doing something embarrassing like farting in front of her, let alone having the testicular fortitude to chat her up.

Okay, time to stop fantasizing and get back to reading my FHM magazine.

(Not so) Random Video of the Day

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