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Monday, November 26, 2007
After sitting on it for almost half a decade, tomorrow is the day when the driving test beckons. Pass, I can finally cross out the item from my yearly resolution checklist. Fail, I will torch the driving school. Yeah right.
Preparations haven't been really ideal as my best friend, the flu bug, decided to show up to offer some support. I wondered what will happen if I inevitably shower the invigilator's face with some premium quality mucus tomorrow.
Since all the invigilators are males, would cross-dressing aid my chances of passing the test? I'm sure at least one of them will be turned on by my sexy hairy legs or ample man boobs. However, where the hell can I find a size 8 dress at such a short notice?
What if I knock down the pole while reversing during parallel parking? What if, lagi worse, I run down the invigilator during the parking sequence?
What if..die lah, think I better go back to sleep.
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