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Monday, November 05, 2007

Super Mario

The laid back Sunday afternoon was badly interrupted with the stench of overflowing sewage from the clogged kitchen sink pipe. In a day that was earmarked to recharge my battery after the hell of a week I had at work, the last thing I needed was a stint as Super Mario, or 台湾水电工 (if you know who he is tsk tsk)

But a plumber I am not. Despite the aid of some chemical agent, the stubborn pipe refused to be unclogged and the family ended up paying 100 bucks for a professional to finish the job.

Perhaps I should get him to unclog whatever that is stymieing the flow of my brain juices too as I struggled for the entire afternoon to craft up something of remote resemblance to a resume.

SUPER MARIO, COME TO MY AID!!!!

Random song of the day

Eason Chan - Mario's Party

陈奕迅-玛利奥派对

我不要飞巴西畅渡假期
手中的电玩游戏
较三点式更完美
这歌嘛跟森巴节日无关
只关于虚拟游戏
怕超出你预期

在这斗室内让派对举行
美丽拳王和战士和经典玛利奥有份
一切是虚无但世界太枯燥
花一世名和利流汗拼搏
到最后同样是幻觉一种
湖泊里采鲜花
云层中去钻探
来学玛利奥渡假蘑菇都可当午餐
游戏中花非花
比真实更养眼
然后再颂赞亦有梦醒时刻
按下电掣同伴就散

快生厌返工的每件琐事
客户又喋喋埋怨
我假装倾听微笑
到家里握紧手掣在两手
栖身于虚拟游戏
以思想去漫游

没法可当成现世的英雄
我没强横弹跳力
无公主要被我救起
一世是虚无但世界太枯燥
到最后同样是幻觉一种
湖泊里采鲜花
云层中去钻探
来学玛利奥渡假蘑菇都可当午餐
游戏中花非花
比真实更养眼
然后再颂赞亦有梦醒时刻
按下电掣同伴就散

于家里开个舞会吧
嘉宾千万
不可以假也当真嘛
为何别人摇头评定我变了憨男
憨男们没有权避世吗

没法可当成现世的英雄
我没强横弹跳力
无公主要被我救起
一世是虚无但世界太枯燥
花一世名和利流汗拼搏
到最后同样是幻觉一种
湖泊里采鲜花
云层中去钻探
来学玛利奥渡假蘑菇都可当午餐
游戏中花非花
比真实更养眼
然后再颂赞亦有梦醒时刻
按下电掣同伴就散

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:07 AM

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