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Thursday, December 13, 2007

The men simply don't get it

My jaw almost hit the floor when I heard the price of the engagement ring; around 8 thousand dollars!!! Although the ring does look nice, all I know that a piece of stone,which wasn't even close to the size of my booger on a bad air day, certainly doesn't warrant that price tag. 8 grands, 8 bloody grands can get me a lifetime supply of kway chap!!

Remember the UOB Ladies Card tagline "The men simply don't get it"? In the movie Lust Caution, what makes Tang Wei betray her country over a piece of (outrageously huge) diamond? I wish I know, but I absolutely fricking can't bloody get it!! What's so alluring about a piece of stone? If I do, I wouldn't have said this to my colleague...

tyw: I think I want to marry a visually impaired girl next time.

colleague: Why leh?

tyw: So she doesn't get to discern the diamond on the engagement ring I give her.

(Alternatively, this blog post can be retitled to Why tyw can't get a girlfriend?)

(Not so) Random Video of the Day


Not me, doh! You know who you are, congrats!

秒针分针滴答滴答在心中
我的眼光闪烁闪烁好空洞
我的心跳扑通扑通地阵阵悸动

我问自己要你爱你有多浓
我要和你双宿双飞多冲动
我的内心忽上忽下地阵阵悸动呜...

明天我要嫁给你啦
明天我要嫁给你啦
要不是每天的交通烦扰着我所有的梦
(要不是停电那一夜才发现我寂寞空洞)
明天我要嫁给你啦
明天我要(终于)嫁给你啦
要不是你问我
要不是你劝我
要不是适当的时候你让我心动
(可是我就在这时候害怕惶恐)


(Ps: I will be in KL over the weekend, hope I don't get wash away by the flood or get detained over ISA)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:48 PM


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