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Thursday, December 13, 2007
My jaw almost hit the floor when I heard the price of the engagement ring; around 8 thousand dollars!!! Although the ring does look nice, all I know that a piece of stone,which wasn't even close to the size of my booger on a bad air day, certainly doesn't warrant that price tag. 8 grands, 8 bloody grands can get me a lifetime supply of kway chap!!
Remember the UOB Ladies Card tagline "The men simply don't get it"? In the movie Lust Caution, what makes Tang Wei betray her country over a piece of (outrageously huge) diamond? I wish I know, but I absolutely fricking can't bloody get it!! What's so alluring about a piece of stone? If I do, I wouldn't have said this to my colleague...
tyw: I think I want to marry a visually impaired girl next time.
colleague: Why leh?
tyw: So she doesn't get to discern the diamond on the engagement ring I give her.
(Alternatively, this blog post can be retitled to Why tyw can't get a girlfriend?)
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