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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Subway Staff (SS): Welcome to Subway! Can I take your order?
Consumer (C): Can I have a Kong Bak Pau?
SS: Er...Sorry Sir, we don't have that at Subway.
C: Okay, how about sardine bun?
SS: We don't have that too. How about our tuna sandwich, it's very tasty.
C: Alright, I will have that.
SS: Your choice of bread, sir?
C: Jiam tao loti.
SS: Sorry sir, we don't have that in Subway.
C: (Grumbles) Delifrance has jiam tao loti... So what do you have?
SS: (Delifrance doesn't have Kong Bah Pao either mah) Sir, you can choose from the list of breads over there.
C: Alright, I will have Hearty Italian then.
SS: Six inch or foot long?
C: What a rude question to ask!
SS: Huh? I'm asking how large do you want your sandwich to be.
C: Oh..I thought you were asking about something else... Six inch it shall be!
SS: All the vegetables sir?
C: All except the Kiam Chye.
SS: Sure. (Kiam Chye!?) How about the sauces?
C: Do you have Thousand Island Sauce?
SS: Sorry sir, we don't have that. You can choose from the sauces listed here. (Thousand Island Sauce?! Why don't you ask for Oyster Sauce, Sesame Oil and a dash of Soy Sauce too?)
C: Okay okay. Sweet onion then.
SS: Would you like to make it a meal?
C: Of course! It wouldn't feel complete without indulging in some greasy fries.
SS: Er sorry sir, we don't serve fries here. Our meal consist of a drink and a choice between 2 cookies or a packet of potato chips.
C: What!? No fries? This place sucks. I'm out of there.
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