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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Divinity

1140.

My hopes of attaining divinity hinge on this four numbers.

At 9pm last night, I was resolved to spend some quality time preparing for my June examination. Half an hour later, I ended up on my bed sleeping like a log. And the next thing I knew, it was 7am which meant I slept for a good whole 9.5 hours. Quality time indeed.

I felt rather sheepish with the fact that I slept more than a third of my day away. However my mum told me something that led me to deduce that I was doing something rather significant and maybe even divine last night. According to my mum, she came into my room last night and tried to ask me some questions. Beats me why my mum would even bother talking to a sleeping log, but that's not the focus here. Apparently I answered her questions with the same four digits that grace the start of this post.

If this occurred in a foreign land, the shrink or exorcist would had been summoned at the drop of a hat. But like a true blue Mari Kita singing Singaporean, the first thing my mum did was to jot down the four numbers and make a beeline for the betting outlet the next morning to make a punt. Thanks mum.

If 1140 does indeed appear in this weekend 4D draw, it's further evidence that I am or at least half way there to attaining divinity. Soon, I will be well revered among the punters just like 大伯公,观音妈 and Divine Brown. I should start thinking of a more deity sounding name, like 肥神,and also a sound business plan to capitalize on my divinity. Details like how much to charge punters who wish to seek an audience should be iron out as soon as possible. Just to let you in, I might even implement a 1900 line for punters to call in if the demand gets too overwhelming.

Guess that's the end of this post. I need to recharge my divine powers by sleeping. Don't forget the suckling pig offering when you strike 4D this weekend.

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我不要做阿草,我要做肥神!


自从我改过了三个名字以后
朋友都叫我阿才
你是否是否跟我一样
老觉得世界很吵
我住在捷运站的那边不太远
鲁肉饭也叫阿才
那边的老狗总是要逃
你摸他(吼吼)他就会逃
逃到了墙角落
跟小强住在一起
逃到了电视底下
逃不过一百个频道
逃到了你家
你在看韩国剧
我想要逃到宇宙尽头
究竟要往哪里逃
不知道我为什麽跟他在一起
这样的事情没什麽道理
他长得也不是对不起
为什麽我还是想要逃
自从我瘦身三次失败了以后
就决定要改名叫阿草
我男人说是这样比较好
其实我比较喜欢叫阿桃
也许是因为他没什麽坏脾气
也只有他觉得我不会没出息
其实我也拿不定主意
我猜想他比较喜欢韩国剧
电视里的坏蛋都不说对不起
弄得人家每天哭哭啼啼
哼旁边这个如果有他一半好
我就改名叫会乔
乔一锅人蕅鸡汤给他补
乔他筋骨很舒服
乔一间爱情做的小木屋
把他乔的忘不了
逃呀逃我往哪里逃
我怎么会忘的了
逃呀逃要逃到宇宙的尽头
乔到我冻未条
喔喔喔喔…爱的花朵…
喔喔喔喔…爱的花朵…吼吼
大家都在看碍
讲也讲不听啊
听也听不懂啊
懂也不会做啊
教我怎麽办
他长得也不是说对不起
那个坏蛋都不说对不起
也许是他没什麽坏脾气
只有他觉得我不会没出息
其实我也根本拿不定主意
逃呀逃我要往哪里逃
我只想我只想
小心肝你不要逃
我要改名叫会乔
逃呀逃我要往哪里逃

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