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Thursday, April 03, 2008
My hopes of attaining divinity hinge on this four numbers.
At 9pm last night, I was resolved to spend some quality time preparing for my June examination. Half an hour later, I ended up on my bed sleeping like a log. And the next thing I knew, it was 7am which meant I slept for a good whole 9.5 hours. Quality time indeed.
I felt rather sheepish with the fact that I slept more than a third of my day away. However my mum told me something that led me to deduce that I was doing something rather significant and maybe even divine last night. According to my mum, she came into my room last night and tried to ask me some questions. Beats me why my mum would even bother talking to a sleeping log, but that's not the focus here. Apparently I answered her questions with the same four digits that grace the start of this post.
If this occurred in a foreign land, the shrink or exorcist would had been summoned at the drop of a hat. But like a true blue Mari Kita singing Singaporean, the first thing my mum did was to jot down the four numbers and make a beeline for the betting outlet the next morning to make a punt. Thanks mum.
If 1140 does indeed appear in this weekend 4D draw, it's further evidence that I am or at least half way there to attaining divinity. Soon, I will be well revered among the punters just like 大伯公，观音妈 and Divine Brown. I should start thinking of a more deity sounding name, like 肥神，and also a sound business plan to capitalize on my divinity. Details like how much to charge punters who wish to seek an audience should be iron out as soon as possible. Just to let you in, I might even implement a 1900 line for punters to call in if the demand gets too overwhelming.
Guess that's the end of this post. I need to recharge my divine powers by sleeping. Don't forget the suckling pig offering when you strike 4D this weekend.
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