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Saturday, May 31, 2008
Bank Teller: Welcome to Development Oversea Chinese Union Bank of Singapore. How can I help you?
The man handed a over a crumpled piece of paper over to the teller and motioned her to read the contents.
THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY. I HAVE WEAPONS
Bank Teller: Er Sir.. May I know what weapons do you have there?
The man, getting fidgety and agitated, reached into his pants and fished out a revolver from his (ew) underpants and placed it onto the bank counter.
Man: Don't try to be funny here. This is a real gun, not some masak masak you see at the Pasar Malam. Now give me the money!
Bank Teller: Sir, I'm not doubting the authenticity of your gun. But..
Man: But what!?
Bank Teller: Sir, with the rising inflation in the country, you are now required to have at least two guns before you can rob a bank.
The man was speechless and left the bank after retrieving his revolver. He was arrested hours later while tucking into a $3.50 plate of chicken rice (which used to cost $2.50 a year ago) at a coffee shop.
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