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Sunday, July 13, 2008

赤壁

Fans of John Woo will not be disappointed with the movie Red Cliff.

At approximately 1.5 hours into the movie, Woo's trademark white doves made a brief entrance by flying across the city towers. From then on, the doves made several other inconsequential and unnecessary appearances. A part of me wanted someone to just shoot the god damn birds down.

Fans of grotesque Japan porn flicks will be enamored with Red Cliff too.

Takeshi Kaneshiro, horse, pussy.. I will spare you the details.

Fans of Stephen Chow will be in for a treat too.

How can one suppress their laughter after hearing dialogues like the following

周瑜第一次看到诸葛亮时问:“天气这么冷,还要扇扇子?”诸葛亮说:“我需要保持冷静。”

周瑜看到诸葛亮在给几个鸽子扇扇子,就问他在干什么,诸葛亮说:“我给它们洗了个澡,扇一扇,羽毛会干得比较快,我需要冷静一下,你呢?”周瑜回答:“我也需要冷静一下。”

Random Countdown of the Month

14 more days to Eason Chan's Moving on Stage concert


人生就像个摩天轮一样。有高有低,有得有失。过程虽然漫长,最后依然是美丽。

幸福摩天輪

追追赶赶高高低低
深呼吸然后与你执手相随
甜蜜中不再畏高
可这样跟你荡来荡去无畏无惧
天荒地老流连在摩天轮
在高处凝望世界流动
失落之处仍然会笑着哭
人间的跌荡默默迎送
当生命似流连在摩天轮
幸福处随时吻到星空
惊栗之处仍能与你互拥
彷佛游戏之中忘掉轻重
追追赶赶高高低低
惊险的程度叫畏高者昏迷
凭什么不怕跌低
多侥幸跟你共同面对时间流逝
东歪西倒忽高忽低
心惊与胆战去建立这亲厚关系
沿途就算意外脱轨
多得你陪我摇曳
天荒地老流连在摩天轮
在高处凝望世界流动
失落之处仍然会笑着哭
人间的跌荡默默迎送
当生命似流连在摩天轮
幸福处随时吻到星空
惊栗之处仍能与你互拥
彷佛游戏之中忘掉轻重
你俾我留下好深刻嘅印象
你嗰把柔柔而又带几分磁性嘅声音
更加系深深吸引住我
你同我讲放心啦有我陪住你唔使惊啵要惊就两份啦
就系嗰一刻我发觉我已钟意佐你
天荒地老流连在摩天轮
在高处凝望世界流动
失落之处仍然会笑着哭
人间的跌荡默默迎送
当生命似流连在摩天轮
幸福处随时吻到星空
惊栗之处仍能与你互拥
彷佛游戏之中忘掉轻重

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