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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

SM(A)RT

One particular morning at Bedok MRT....

A: Wey hey. Fancy bumping into you here. What is Mr. Pasir Ris doing here? Slept at you mistress's apartment last night ah? Heh heh

B: How I wish I have one... I took a train from Pasir Ris to here, and will be taking one back to Pasir Ris in order to get a seat for my journey to work.

A: Erm.. Ok.

Random Countdown of the Month

4 more days to Eason Chan's Moving on Stage Concert

Tango 本来就是两人跳的。加多一人，不会变的很不和谐吗?

三个人的探戈

大厅并未因三人局促
闷的或是这首圆舞曲
无聊得她一说
你我抢着答覆
提议这天的节目
什麽玩具可三人共享
情感涉及情义
你自然流畅这三角
同盟游戏大半场
结局却不敢继续想
有影皆三我们从未讲过
时候到该分拆麽
一个话想流汗学探戈
一个乐於配合行前授课
一个只好唱歌
三个独身人士
在探戈需要什麽舞步
才能没有人错人人亦
投入到像拍拖
你们在挤开我
可是要我拍和莫非
可是要我拍和
你俩早隐藏什麽
才可这样和谐合拍地探戈
这现场明明播三拍歌谣
却在跳出火辣效果
你俩一双我原来是一个
忘掉了通知我麽
一个话想流汗
学探戈一个乐於配合
行前授课
一个只好唱歌
一个未可拿搃右与左
一对被牵制着全盘亦错
三个刚刚太多
三个若果同步学探戈
可有什麽舞步能容纳
你和我同时地围着转
不迫我走我
三人行维持平衡地曼舞轻歌

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:54 PM

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