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Sunday, September 07, 2008

今年的月饼实在多！

在古时的中国。。。

相公：娘子，再多一个月就庆中秋了。

娘子：哇! 我可不知相公你精通天文学！相公你真厉害阿！

相公：别胡说，我哪晓得怎么天文学阿？

娘子：我知道！一定是嫦娥托梦给你！她有没有说月球上是否有其他生物吗？

相公：嫦娥可没托梦给俺阿。

娘子：难道。。 **捏**

相公：啊！！娘子你为何捏我啊？

娘子：我再三提醒你不要吃那么多兔子肉了。你看，现在它们的冤魂藏上身了！

相公：你疯了！别胡思乱想！

娘子：那么。。你又如何知道即将庆中秋呢？

相公： **从大衣里拿出一叠纸** 你看，钱庄最近寄来了一些有关中秋月饼的布条。我对这个东波肉口味月饼还蛮有兴趣的呢。还有八折优惠呢，多划算。

Here's a translation for the Red Hair Monkeys (Ang Moh Gaos), and those who are bleeding from the eyes after reading the above atrociously written chinese text.

Somewhere in ancient China...

Man: Wifey, we are a month away from the Mid-Autumn festival.

Woman: Woah, I didn't know you know astrology! I'm so impressed with you hubby!

Man: Nope, I am not verse in the skill of reading the stars.

Woman: I know! Chang-er must had relayed dreams to you! Did she mention whether are there any lifeforms on the moon too?

Man: No leh, Chang-er didn't appear in my dreams.

Woman: Then.. *pinch*

Man: Ouch!!!! What was that for!?

Woman: Told you not to eat so much rabbit meat liao! See la, now the rabbit spirits are haunting you in your dreams liao.

Man: Siao ah! I didn't dream of rabbits lah.

Woman: Huh? Then how you know Mid-Autumn Festival is around the corner?

Man: *fishes out some paper from his robe* The finance companies are sending out their promotional materials on mooncakes mah. Eh how ah, think I want to buy this Dong-bo meat filling mooncake leh. Got 20% discount somemore.

Here's my prediction for next year, credit cards companies will soon offer discount for joss papers and Wang Wang biscuits for the Hungary Ghost festival.

Random Video of the day

去年的烟花特别多，但今年的月饼实在多！

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:02 PM

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