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Sunday, September 07, 2008
娘子： 难道。。 **捏**
相公： 啊！！ 娘子你为何捏我啊？
相公： **从大衣里拿出一叠纸** 你看， 钱庄最近寄来了一些有关中秋月饼的布条。 我对这个东波肉口味月饼还蛮有兴趣的呢。还有八折优惠呢，多划算。
Here's a translation for the Red Hair Monkeys (Ang Moh Gaos), and those who are bleeding from the eyes after reading the above atrociously written chinese text.
Somewhere in ancient China...
Man: Wifey, we are a month away from the Mid-Autumn festival.
Woman: Woah, I didn't know you know astrology! I'm so impressed with you hubby!
Man: Nope, I am not verse in the skill of reading the stars.
Woman: I know! Chang-er must had relayed dreams to you! Did she mention whether are there any lifeforms on the moon too?
Man: No leh, Chang-er didn't appear in my dreams.
Woman: Then.. *pinch*
Man: Ouch!!!! What was that for!?
Woman: Told you not to eat so much rabbit meat liao! See la, now the rabbit spirits are haunting you in your dreams liao.
Man: Siao ah! I didn't dream of rabbits lah.
Woman: Huh? Then how you know Mid-Autumn Festival is around the corner?
Man: *fishes out some paper from his robe* The finance companies are sending out their promotional materials on mooncakes mah. Eh how ah, think I want to buy this Dong-bo meat filling mooncake leh. Got 20% discount somemore.
Here's my prediction for next year, credit cards companies will soon offer discount for joss papers and Wang Wang biscuits for the Hungary Ghost festival.
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