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Monday, October 27, 2008

Beijing Part 1 - The funny signs

A highlight of my trip to China in 2006 was spotting those side splitting, grammatically incorrect signs. Not surprisingly, given that I'm in Beijing and there was a clean up in preparation for the 2008 Olympics, the funny signs are few and far between this time round. With much snooping around, I did managed to find these three signs

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Er..Maybe a "Anyone found within 5 metres of this ledge will be executed by the firing squad" signwould be more appropriate.

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Alright, time to go on a strict diet. No more food for you.

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"Sign stupid, very funny"

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四分卫

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当我放风筝在梦里飞
你留下这深海一样的夜
将淡淡月光一并带走
因为哭泣的脸
是为了你离去做好准备
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直到我模糊了焦距
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或许脚底下会踩满孤独
终究要学会冷静
企图勇敢的面对失去
回首曾经风尘仆仆

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