A highlight of my trip to China in 2006 was spotting those side splitting, grammatically incorrect signs. Not surprisingly, given that I'm in Beijing and there was a clean up in preparation for the 2008 Olympics, the funny signs are few and far between this time round. With much snooping around, I did managed to find these three signs
Er..Maybe a "Anyone found within 5 metres of this ledge will be executed by the firing squad" signwould be more appropriate.
Alright, time to go on a strict diet. No more food for you.