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Monday, October 27, 2008

Beijing Part 1 - The funny signs

A highlight of my trip to China in 2006 was spotting those side splitting, grammatically incorrect signs. Not surprisingly, given that I'm in Beijing and there was a clean up in preparation for the 2008 Olympics, the funny signs are few and far between this time round. With much snooping around, I did managed to find these three signs

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Er..Maybe a "Anyone found within 5 metres of this ledge will be executed by the firing squad" signwould be more appropriate.

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Alright, time to go on a strict diet. No more food for you.

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"Sign stupid, very funny"

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