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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Ho Ho Ho




Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!


At the risk of sounding like a broken record, sorry for not updating at all. Work is insidious, slowly draining away my energy. Till I managed to find something resembling work-life balance, activities at this space will be sparse and minimal.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:23 PM
Saturday, December 13, 2008

华仔,支持你!

15 years ago, my brother borrowed a cassette tape (such a thing did exist) with the Chinese characters 刘德华 emblazoned on the cover. It was my first real encounter with pop music (no, Standup for Singapore, Five Stars are Rising et al aren't counted) and I fell in love with the hit single, 谢谢你的爱.

It was on perma-repeat mode, which meant I had to keep rewinding the tape. I probably overdid ir as the polyester plastic film snapped from the repeated rewinding. The hours spent trying to stitch the plastic film is still etched firmly in my mind, as is with the lyrics of the song. 15 years on I can still remember every single word of the song, which is quite a feat coming from someone who have difficulties trying to remember a simple four digits number.

In less than 24 hours, I will be watching 刘德华 performing live at the Indoor Stadium. Lets just hope the affable 华仔 would bring back the fond memories of yore by belting out the timeless classic, 谢谢你的爱.


posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 2:38 AM
Monday, December 08, 2008

Hong Kong- 靓仔篇

One thing I absolutely loved about Hong Kong is that I get addressed by shop assistants as 靓仔 (that's handsome boy to those who only know har gow, siew mai and char siew). It's either the former British colony has a severe myopia crisis on its hand, or I'm truly irresistible and I'm more inclined to believe in the latter. So allow me to indulge myself in some narcissistic shots of myself stealing the limelight from the famous (wax) stars, while my ego is still inflated to the size of a DFS balloon.

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Wa-Dah~ Me with a wax figurine masquerading as a set extra masquerading as Bruce Lee.

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Agent 008 with Bond girl, Michelle Yeoh.

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Now you know where the piano maestro, Lang Lang, got his inspiration from.

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Hmm..B or at most a C.


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Sadaam, with his intact neck.

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Ignore the bulging gut, don't you think I look more manly than Andy Lau.

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Ku chee, ku chee ku.

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Oops, caught in the act!

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Short of jabbing him in the crotch, I can't think of any other way to block Yao's shot.

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Stare at the sky all you want, the gold medal is mine.

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Banzai! By the way, 1 kilo of those belly meat costs 20 dollars.

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Or suck like a tyw.

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We are the champion, we are the champion........

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Perky...Ouch!

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Let you in on a secret. Aaron Kwok confided that he wished he has a tummy like mine.

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Peekaboo!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:29 PM
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