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Tuesday, February 17, 2009
The below email from Ooof broke the monotony at work and made me chuckle..
* The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
* Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
* A dog's parents never visits.
* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
* You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
* Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
* A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
* A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
* If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
* Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
* If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
And this reply from my friend almost had me fall off the chair.
"They didn't mention that most men prefer to fuck their wives rather than the dogs".
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