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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

i want to eat the moon

ooo...time is here again for you to gorge yourself silly with mooncakes and yams. I always love my mooncakes, used to have those mooncakes with 4 salted egg yolks when i was young. But with people around me(ie those who spend the money and buy the mooncakes) getting more health conscious, tasting a four yolked mooncake is as difficult as taking a bite off the moon.

Anyway,happy indulging !!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:46 AM

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Friday, September 17, 2004

shacked

*insert expletives of choice*

Did AA102 project from 930am till 11pm,in one seating without a break longer than 15mins in between. Spent 12 hrs on tuesday too. All these for 10 marks. Is it really worth it?

"Things you probably dont know about me" will continue some other day,too shacked too think now.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:16 AM

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

things you probably don't know about me IV

I don't celebrate my birthday.

Being a mischevious grand kid, i felt extremely remorseful on how i treated my grannie when she was still around. To atone for my misdeeds and to honour what a great grannie she had been, i decided to adopt the no celebration stance as she passed away on the same date as my birthday in 1993.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:38 PM

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Monday, September 13, 2004

things that you probably dont know about me III

Yours truely became the talk of TPJC way back in1999 when i was hit by a yellow City Cab while jay walking in front of the school.

The school, led by a certain Ryan Chng, observed a minute of silence in memory for their perished comrade.

But i had to dashed their hopes of getting a day off for bereavement when i survived the accident with nary a bone broken lest a few cuts and bruises.

ps: Went for a garang guni session at boon lay estate to raise funds for AIWA elderly home. Shall briefly summarise the whole affair below.

The Good: Kind residents who donated alot of clothings and newspapers to us. There were a few who even went through the efforts to prepare signs and notices to remind the garang gunis not to touch the stuffs. Some even treated some of our members to residents, although i received none..Damn!

The Bad: Being hounded by fierce doggies, ignored by residents and perpetually smelling the digusting boon lay cocoa tinged air.

The Ugly: Seeing an indonesian maid ran into her room and hid when she saw me pressing the door bell.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:45 AM

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Saturday, September 11, 2004

things that you probably dont know about me II

I have a 1 cm pencil lead lodged in my left inner thigh.

Around 10 years back, i was doing homework on my bed when i dozed off. Somehow the pencil found its way to my thighs area, and with a toss of my body, the lead pierced into my flesh. In retrospect, i was lucky that the pencil wasn't close to my nether regions.

So boys and girls,utilise the god damn table when you are revising.

PS:
3rd anniversary of 911, the vivid images of the planes crashing into WTC still lingers on my mind. Pray that those who lost their loved ones during this tragedy move on with their lives, curse those mofo who initiated the attack to rot in hell.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:26 AM

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things that you probably dont know about me

First part of the "Things that you probably dont know about me" series.

Do you know, i have hearing deficiencies in both ears? I possess around 70 percent hearing ability of a normal person.

So next time when i offer you a silly grin when you are speaking to me, it's probably that i can't hear you.

To be continued........

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:28 AM

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Friday, September 10, 2004

Personalility Test

eXpressive: 3/10Practical: 6/10Physical: 6/10Giver: 8/10

You are a RPYG--Reserved Practical Physical Giver. This makes you a 1950s Parent.You are relentlessly patient, loving, generous and devoted. You are unflappable. If on some rare occasion you do raise your voice or say a swear word in anger, anyone around to hear it will remember it (and think it was funny). At the same time, you're very cute and charming, and even if you don't catch someone's eye at the beginning of the night you'll surely have their attention by the end. Your calm, conservative nature conceals a passionate (and sexy!) heart. You can have trouble bringing up problems, but your approach to conflict is calm and even-handed. The problem can be is that you are so busy worrying about your partner's satisfaction that you don't ensure your own. This can build up over time and make you restless. Despite your sexual nature, you are more likely to cheat emotionally than physically. You tend to work out your frustrations in the bedroom. Depending on your partner, this can be an excellent strategy. You would be a great candidate to balance out an XSYT, but not a good match for an unappreciative RPYT. You have an odd, ritualized vice that doesn't suit the rest of your persona -- like smoking a certain brand of cigarettes or drinking a certain kind of wine.

Of the 65113 people who have taken this quiz, 5.2 % are this type

If you are a XSYT, mai tu liao.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:03 PM

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Thursday, September 09, 2004

Altruism

Lend a helping hand and expect nothing in return, except the smile on their faces when they know that you have embarked on a new journey, in another realm.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:01 AM

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Friday, September 03, 2004

So is it winter all year round in Sweden?

So that was the first question i ask this exchange student from Sweden.

He must be probably wondering to himself:"Great, why am i talking to a stupid chink?"

I never fail to amaze even myself with how innane some of the things that i spout at times.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:45 PM

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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

The writing was on the wall

Contrary to the hypothesis mentioned in the previous post, i didn't commit suicide or plunge into a state of clinical depression.... yet,though im getting closer by the day.

Sir Bobby was "relieved" off his managerial post on Monday, but the writing was on the wall for months. Internal bickering, Fat Fred undermining Sir Bobby's day to day running of the club, selling of Woodgate behind Sir Bobby's back, even the famed three blind mices could see the inevitable occuring.

The club will miss a loyal servant and perfect gentlemen, one who carry out his job withutmost dignity.

The fans will remember the fond memories of the progress made from battling relegation to the heady days of Champion League football.

The media will not forget the side spilting quotes he dissed out regulary.

I shall leave you with a few of my favourite Sir Bobby's quotes

"We used to have Shaka Hislop on our books but I've never heard of Shakira. Is she a singer?"
- On learning that Shakira was staying in the same Barcelona hotel as his players in November.

"I would have given my right arm to be a pianist"

"We may have more quality on paper, we don't play on paper. We play on grass"

"What can I say about Peter Shilton? Peter Shilton is Peter Shilton, and he has been Peter Shilton since the year dot"

"They can't be monks - we don't want them to be monks, we want them to be football players because a monk doesn't play football at this level"- On Newcastle's disciplinary problems.

'The first 90 minutes are the most important"

"In a year's time, he's a year older"

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 2:37 AM

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