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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
This occured during a lecture conducted by the lecturer mentioned earlier in this post tyw trying very hard to concentrate when James started a conversation.... James: Don't you think the lecturer looks like something... tyw : herm..what James: The China icon.. tyw : Chairman Mao? James: No no... don't you think he looks like a panda?? tyw : tsk tsk... come to think of it, he really looks like one James: We should offer him some bamboo to stop him from yakking On the topic of dress code...... James: Eh, you know what's the dress code for next friday alumni event? FYP Mate1: I asked the contact person and she told the dress code was smart casual. James: So what's the definition of smart casual? Ys : Collared shirt and jeans ba. tyw: And dont forget to wear covered footwear. James: Knn.. cannot wear t shirt meh. Not like my t shirt got holes or anything. Somemore it's casual enough what. tyw : Unless your t shirt got the word SMART printed on it... On the quality of free goods/services tyw: Eh, you attending this thursday's resume workshop or not huh? James: Not sure leh, but why are you attending again? Thought you paid some money to attend a resume workshop last time? tyw: This one different leh, conducted by another person and somemore it's free. James: Wah, then why are you still attending it. It's obvious the workshop that you paid for is better than the free one. tyw: It's not true mah. Free stuffs doesnt necessarily means that it's inferior. James: Yeah yeah, prove me wrong. tyw: You can't say having sex with a 30 dollars Geylang kuey is better than having sex with Lin Chiling, whom we assume to be your girlfriend James: No what, even with Lin Chiling, you still need time to develop the feelings and move to the stage whereby you can screw each other. tyw: 30 dollars Geylang Lao Kuey. James: Er..heh heh.. At this point of time, two gals moved within close proximity thus curtailing our lively discussion. |
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