sing when you're wanking
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
They say that imitation is the best form of flattery, so here i'm, imitating the blogging style of one midnightpoet. Alot of concerned friends (or kaypohs) have been asking me why i'm still without a girlfriend when the university is full beautiful SYTs(sweet young things). While none have overtly questioned my sexual tendency, i believe entertaining such queries will be inevitable when i graduate from university as a single bachelor.
I'm not homosexual so why am i without a girlfriend?
After much soul searching, i realize that i'm not ready for a relationship at the moment. I'm happy with my single carefree life which is free of emotional commitments. Of course, my unwillingness to ditch my fine collection of porn plays a big part too. Yes, there are times when i will feel the tinge of loneliness and yearn for the female companionship.
So why not get into short term relationships and move on when I get bored of it?
The female is not a piece of meat. It's a living organism capable of emotions and sufferings. To me, it smacks of irresponsibility to get into a relationship without a view of long term commitment. I abhor at my fellow male species who changes girlfriends like soiled underwears, and i will never stoop so low to do the same things as the very same people that i detest. Besides i abide strongly by a set of principles when it comes to relationships, which basically eliminates close to half of the world's female population.
So what's now big guy?
As the title of Jacky Cheung's song i had posted, i'll probably still succumb to the infrequent pangs of loneliness during the rainy nights. However before i can pysche myself to commit into a relationship and find the "special one", i shall remain the good old fat laid back yellow weasel/yodelling wanker that i'm currently am.
(Ps: Of course, if Miss. Lin Chiling or Cheer Chen happen to pop in front of me, i am willing to go back on my principles and ditch my single status)
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