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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
词:潘源良 曲:彭海桐 寂寞的男人 繁忙的工作加一把劲来过渡 无聊的交际只管把笑容制造 回家打开一副电脑 模拟找到模拟倾诉模拟很好 从来不知道怎么竟各行各路 从前的一套今天仔细仍照做 夜深粉紫色这外套 模拟起舞模拟拥抱模拟得到 *仍然能拥有梦想跟前途 仍然能拥有自尊跟自豪 仍然明知许多女伴一转身会遇到 为何感到这不算最好 明明从不信天荒跟地老 明明从不会后悔得不到 明明从新掌握去做我总可以做到 为何今晚我不懂如何告别烦恼 浮华掌声里只想一个人赞慕 从难关出发心境可向谁透露 是否悲欢早有定数 何时得到何时失去谁能猜到 They say that imitation is the best form of flattery, so here i'm, imitating the blogging style of one midnightpoet. Alot of concerned friends (or kaypohs) have been asking me why i'm still without a girlfriend when the university is full beautiful SYTs(sweet young things). While none have overtly questioned my sexual tendency, i believe entertaining such queries will be inevitable when i graduate from university as a single bachelor. I'm not homosexual so why am i without a girlfriend? After much soul searching, i realize that i'm not ready for a relationship at the moment. I'm happy with my single carefree life which is free of emotional commitments. Of course, my unwillingness to ditch my fine collection of porn plays a big part too. Yes, there are times when i will feel the tinge of loneliness and yearn for the female companionship. So why not get into short term relationships and move on when I get bored of it? The female is not a piece of meat. It's a living organism capable of emotions and sufferings. To me, it smacks of irresponsibility to get into a relationship without a view of long term commitment. I abhor at my fellow male species who changes girlfriends like soiled underwears, and i will never stoop so low to do the same things as the very same people that i detest. Besides i abide strongly by a set of principles when it comes to relationships, which basically eliminates close to half of the world's female population. So what's now big guy? As the title of Jacky Cheung's song i had posted, i'll probably still succumb to the infrequent pangs of loneliness during the rainy nights. However before i can pysche myself to commit into a relationship and find the "special one", i shall remain the good old fat laid back yellow weasel/yodelling wanker that i'm currently am. (Ps: Of course, if Miss. Lin Chiling or Cheer Chen happen to pop in front of me, i am willing to go back on my principles and ditch my single status) Random Joke of the Day 如何让一只在“汪汪”叫的狗不要再吠?? (Highlight below for answer) 你叫“twotwo" 就可以了。因为狗不会叫“threethree." |
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