sing when you're wanking
sing when you're wanking <body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/7528148?origin\x3dhttp://theyodellingwanker.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>
Thursday, March 30, 2006

我爱台湾,我更爱新加坡

There are times when you wish to be on a short holiday getway, to savour the the culture and lifestyle of a foreign land.

Right now, i'm having this urge to fly to 台中(Tai-Chung) over the weekend. The reason?

home_rundown

A concert featuring Wubai and China Blue, Mayday, Faith Yang (杨乃文), Bobby Chen (陈升), Cheer Chen (陈绮贞), and Zhang Zheng-Yue(张震岳). The thought of it makes me cream in my pants. If i factor in the possible cross-over performances involving the artistes above, i would probably die from over-ejaculation.

So why are these bands congregating at Tai-Chung? Simply to commemorate the 台客 culture that has spawned in Taiwan over the past decade. The 台客 culture is somewhat similar to the Bengism and Lianism culture (ie the days when wearing a yellow color jeans with a pointed comb sticking out of your back pocket was considered cool) that gripped Singapore for a good part of the 90s. The event has a nationalisitic element in it, urging the Taiwanese youths to be proud of their heritage and culture, and not to be ashamed of it.

The Taiwanese youths' apathy towards their own heritage and culture somewhat mirrors what is happening in Singapore. Not many (myself included) knows a great deal of our young country's history, while others thump their noses at dialects and Singlish (which the government isn't doing a great favour). And with the general election looming closer, it saddens me to read from the Nanyang Chronicles that one of NTU's final-year undergraduate actually felt this way towards the election:

" I have other concerns like my school work so I am not that excited as they don't concern me."

Perhaps the student would be probably be more concerned if the government did not pay you to vote for them hand out any progressive package.

If you are apathetic and feels no attachment towards our homeland, a trip to the Arthouse to catch SingaporeGaGa might provide you with reasons to sing 'Majulah Singapura' with a dash of passion next time round.

sggaga_eflyer06

(Ps: Looking for companions to catch the show. Current headcount: 2)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:50 PM
Sunday, March 26, 2006

党选 II

Unlike dew, who is unhappy that he looks more like David Beckham than Tony Leung, i'm despondent that the only celebrity i resemble is this skinny lass with big ear-rings, Twiggy.

Nevertheless, i make a startling discovery over this whole face-matching affair.If I'm not destined for a career in politics, how do you explain the results below?

malcom

sunyatsen

megawati

bhutto


Hell with the upgrading plans, if you want to watch porn legally, vote for tyw!


(Get your own face-matches at www.myheritage.com)



Random Poem of the day

"Remember, remember, the 5th of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot;
I know of no reason, why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot."

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:43 PM
Friday, March 24, 2006

党选

I had a dream last week. No, it didn't involve a skimpily clad Lin Zhiling (林志玲)or a naked Jiang Yi(蒋怡), neither did Heath Ledger appeared in it.

Instead i was at the National Stadium, watching the fireworks display above me, singing the Majulah Singapura with gusto and watching PM Lee waving a minature Singapore Flag to the opening lines of "We are Singapore".

With the election just around the corner, i figured that someone out there is calling out to me to go into politics. The problem is, i can't remember whether did i wore all-white in my dream.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:18 AM
Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Passing on of an UK Icon

Downing Street cat Humphrey dies


The 10 Downing Street cat Humphrey has died, a spokesman for the prime minister has confirmed.

The black and white feline passed away at the home of a Cabinet Office worker who took him when he "retired".

Humphrey was adopted by Number 10 after wandering into the building as a stray while Margaret Thatcher was PM in 1989.

He moved out six months after Labour's 1997 general election win, with Tony Blair's wife Cherie denying reports her dislike for the animal was to blame.

"I can confirm we have been told that Humphrey sadly died last week some time," a Downing Street spokesman said.

'Chief Mouser'

Official questions were asked in the House of Commons about Humphrey's absence after his departure from Downing Street in 1997.

A Conservative MP demanded proof that the moggy - sometimes given the nickname Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office - was still alive.

Downing Street said Humphrey had been suffering from a kidney complaint.

The media were later invited to a South London property, where Humphrey was photographed, hostage-style, with copies of the day's newspapers.

He had also gone missing while John Major was in Downing Street.

At the time it was thought he had died.

But he returned after staff at a Westminster medical college read his obituary and realised the cat that had made his way into their building was, in fact, Humphrey.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/uk_news/politics/4823834.stm

Published: 2006/03/20 04:51:04 GMT

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 4:50 PM
Sunday, March 19, 2006

Charity stunt gone awry

Hope Mediacock will learn something from this..



Seven killed in Uruguay TV stunt


A runaway train killed seven people and injured at least 11, severing some of their limbs, during the filming of a TV show in Uruguay, police said.

The accident occurred during a "test of strength" challenge to raise money for a hospital in Young, 380km (235 miles) west of the capital, Montevideo.

Contestants were pushing and pulling a train and two carriages when the vehicle gained speed and ran them over.

Local authorities have declared three days of mourning.

'State of shock'

Participants in the programme, called A Challenge to the Heart, raise funds for local charities by completing difficult tasks set by the network - in this case manoeuvring a train a certain distance down railway tracks.

The Associated Press news agency quoted Ana Portela as telling local radio station El Espectador that the train was moving when "somebody slipped and fell under the locomotive, and others were falling alongside it.

"There were shouts and somebody said 'my arm!'" Ms Portela said.

"Everybody was in a state of shock."

Graciela Baccino, a spokeswoman for Channel 10 television, said the tragedy was "deeply saddening".

She said the TV network offered its "solidarity and support" to the families involved.

About 3,000 schoolchildren were at the recording and witnessed the accident.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/americas/4819094.stm

Published: 2006/03/18 02:35:50 GMT

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:05 AM
Thursday, March 16, 2006

我爱红内裤。

Your results:
You are Superman
























Superman
95%
Batman
65%
Spider-Man
60%
Supergirl
60%
Green Lantern
60%
Catwoman
60%
Robin
57%
Iron Man
50%
Wonder Woman
40%
The Flash
30%
Hulk
25%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test



1.Cheebye, can't squeeze into a phone booth.
2.Need a Lois Lane to iron my red undies.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:53 PM
Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Quotes Quotes and more Quotes

"You know what's the best way to teach about Ethics? Charter a bus to Changi Prison and speak to the White Collar prisoners. When they say:'Not worth it', you will learn what is ethics."

Clive, my Strategic Management Tutor, on how to teach Ethics.



"You ask for a circumcision, they give you a castration."

Quipped by my Wealth Management classmate, during a discussion on the perils of cheap overseas medical services. That explains the number of travestites in Thailand.



Will you do anal sex?

Miss Anoynomous, who shocked the living daylights out of me. Maybe openly championing for Brokeback Mountain wasn't such a good idea after all.



Random Picture of the Day

DSCF5246


Rolling pug. Mei Mei from mypugblog.blogspot.com

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:47 PM
Thursday, March 09, 2006

Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao - Sungei Road Laksa

The inaugural Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao kicks off with the Sungei Road Laksa.

Image(037)

Sungei Road Laksa is regularly featured in the mass media but due to its ulu location, often gets overlooked by the foodies. Tucked in a quaint corner of Bugis right next to the Thieve's market, its not a place that one would associate with good food.

Image(038)

However the hassle of locating the stall would be well worth it once you down the first spoonful of the Laksa. Brewed over the traditional charcoal stove, the laksa sauce isn't as lemak* as those you find elsewhere. Like its Katong's counterparts, the beehoon (it doesn't serve noodles) are cut into small portions that could be scooped up easily by the spoon( it doesn't provide chopsticks too).

Besides the light sauce, the laksa is also unique with the generous servings of hums**. Unlike other stalls, the hums are big and not like the size of booger. Whats more, the cockles are extremely fresh and provides a springy feeling when you chews it.

Image(039)


How to get there?

SBS Bus 23
SBS Bus 65
SBS Bus 131
SBS Bus 166
SBS Bus 170

Alight just before turning to Sim Lim Square Bus Stop or just before Thieves Market.


Alternatively, you can take a 15 minutes hike from Bugis MRT.

*Coconut Milk
** Cockles

Random Quote of the Day

I feel elated, even though i can't FuckYourPussy anymore.

tyw, on finishing his Final Year Project.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:20 PM

Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao*

The food blog that i wanted to start did not materialize. Instead, a series of food related posts, titled Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao, will make an appearance on this blog.

Unlike most food reviews, Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao will not feature any ratings ala Makansutra's chopsticks or Sunday Life's non-descript stars. tyw understands that food appreciation is subjective, just like how i enjoy eating kway chup** and Ooof absofuckingly detest it.

What Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao will do is to highlight the existence of good chow that you may not be aware of. Once again, readers are welcome to contribute by sharing the best hidden food secrets tuck in the ulu* corner of Singapore.


* Good food recommendations by Fatty
** Stewed pig innards in soy sauce
*** Obscure

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:31 PM
Friday, March 03, 2006

Happy Birthday Sunshine II

Exactly a year ago, this post appeared on my blog.

365 days have gone by, and i would like to wish Miss Mabelline Low happy birthday again! I'm still known as Becos to her, and she's still brings warmth and laughter to the people around her. So everything remains almost the same, except she's grown older and i have grown fatter.

Apologies for not being able to attend your Birthday party but i promise to bao a BIG BIG Ang Pao for you!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:51 PM
Thursday, March 02, 2006

Brokeback Mountain

For days, i have been struggling to articulate my views towards the movie Brokeback Mountain. Due to my retarded ability to express myself, i couldn't come up with the right words to describe my feelings after watching the movie. However this entry by Yousheng hit the nail on its head"


"You've probably heard most of the accolades that's heaped onto Brokeback by now and it's all true. Lee Ang's direction is restraint artistry which blends in with the story he's telling without overpowering it. Another thing, it's amazing that a Chinese can direct a rodeo movie with such finess. So kudos to him. The gay love story is of course a selling point. I bet most people never ever realise it's possible for a homosexual to engage in a normal sexual relationship. They probably think a gay will bolt at the sight of a naked woman. The storyline is also realistic and very well fleshed out and you feel for the characters, especially in the case of Ennis Del Mar who could not come to terms with his tendencies. In addition to his struggling feelings for Jack Twist, he felt unable to repay the love of Cassie the waitress even though he wanted to because of his fears that his inherent tendencies would only bring pain and suffering to those around him ultimately, as clearly evidenced by his previously failed marriage. To me, this is especially tragic and poignant. Still, everything was destined to end in tragedy even right from the beginning and Ennis' life was best exemplified by his blood stained jacket which was lost inside Jack's closet at the end of the show."


Sure, the movie isn't suitable for everyone. Friends like Dew and Jaslyn felt the movie was ordinary and were unmoved by it. Miss Nodder was so repulsed by the displays of affection between the two male leads that she closed her eyes. However i would urge everyone who has yet to watch the movie not to be turn off by the homosexual theme and instead, pay attention to the finer details of the movie.

The story revolves around the theme of forbidden love, which could happen to anyone. A impoverished lad falling for a rich gal, an Israeli loving a Palestine, a dog falling for a cat etc. In the end, it boils down to the struggles of a couple who loves each other dearly, but cannot be together due to societal pressures. Under the helm of Lee Ang, he managed to capture the feeling of heartache without resorting to tears milking techniques that are typical of the love movies of our time.

I am not imploring everyone to watch the movie. But if you can spend 9.50 on a crap show like Chicken Little, why not give Brokeback Mountain a chance?


Ps: For the record, i'm straight.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:02 PM
verbal ejaculation
  • Bad id: "theyodellingwanker"
    (There is no flooble chatterbox with this id. It may have been deleted, or never existed. You can sign up for a new account if you wish.)









  • Get Firefox!


    Website Counter
    Web Counter



    Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao


    Disclaimer
    Sungei Road Laksa
    Hill Street Fried Kway Teow


    Wanker's guide


    Kopitiam
    Antagonizing drink stall assistants
    The Male Anatomy
    Working Life
    Childhood Memories
    Cosfest 2005


    Wanking materials

    NUFC.com
    NUFC forum
    BBC Sports
    NBA on CBS
    Yahoo Fantasy Footy
    Gamersquare
    Magicbox
    www.diaphaneity.com.


    Click if you are under 18

    Archives

    July 2004
    August 2004
    September 2004
    October 2004
    November 2004
    December 2004
    January 2005
    February 2005
    March 2005
    April 2005
    May 2005
    June 2005
    July 2005
    August 2005
    September 2005
    October 2005
    November 2005
    December 2005
    January 2006
    February 2006
    March 2006
    April 2006
    May 2006
    June 2006
    July 2006
    August 2006
    September 2006
    October 2006
    November 2006
    December 2006
    January 2007
    February 2007
    March 2007
    April 2007
    May 2007
    June 2007
    July 2007
    August 2007
    September 2007
    October 2007
    November 2007
    December 2007
    January 2008
    February 2008
    March 2008
    April 2008
    May 2008
    June 2008
    July 2008
    August 2008
    September 2008
    October 2008
    November 2008
    December 2008
    January 2009
    February 2009
    March 2009
    May 2009
    June 2009
    July 2009
    August 2009
    September 2009
    October 2009
    March 2010
    September 2011


    Credits
    Designed by mela | Image from Get Fuzzy from comics.com
    eXTReMe Tracker
    Get awesome blog templates like this one from BlogSkins.com