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Friday, September 08, 2006

Nice try, fatty.

Below are the results of a trip to the World Food Fair held at expo and dinner consumed at a HK-style cafeteria.

Fried Wanton Noodle $2
Cheese Hotdog $1
Kong Ba Bao x 2 $2
Soy Bean Milk x $1
Prata Wrap Hotdog topped with Jap Curry $2
Jia Jia Liang Teh $1.50
Seasame Bun + Redbean paste Bun $1.50
Chicken Wing $0.50
Nissin Instant Noodle with egg and luncheon meat $5
French Toast with maple syrup $4
Yuan Yang with Ice $3.50
Coffeebean Raspberry Tea $3.80

Total cost, $27.80. Total Calories, astromical.

6 more kgs to a 2 digits weight? Nice try, fatty.

Random Quip of the Day

While the resolve to slim down weakens, the tendency to pass lewd comments is still strong as ever.

Guess what i said when the cheese from the cheese hotdog splattered on my tee?

"Cheebye*! The hotdog zua siao on my tee shirt!"

which literally translates to

"Vagina! The hotdog ejaculated semen on my tee shirt!"

*Click here for all you need to know about using cheebye as a figure of speech.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:43 PM

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