sing when you're wanking
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Last Tuesday, I made a trip to the not so friendly general practitioner (GP) to remedy my flu and cough. I'm proud to say that after a year since my last visit there, my GP has improved on his communication skills. To recap what transpired during the last visit, he asked the following questions during his short 3 minutes consultation:
That compared to what transpired last week:
By asking 2 more questions, my GP had lengthened my consultation time from 3 to 3.5 minutes!! He should apply for ISO certification with that sort of job efficiency. Oh did I mention, he likes giving antibiotics for all kind of illness? Anyway this got me thinking, what will transpire if he is a gynaecologist.
Doctor: What's wrong?
Patient: Hi Doctor, I have been missing my periods for the past two months. Is there something wrong with it?
Doctor: When did it happen?
Patient: As I mentioned, I miss my periods for the past two months. So I supposed it started two months ago.
Doctor: Lie down.
Patient: Eh, is there a need for an inspection? Alright....
Doctor: Open Wide.
Patient: Hey, can't you be less terse? (Grumbles)
Doctor: Say ahhhhhh... (As he probes into the problem area)
Patient: *Wtf!?* ah..
Doctor: Breath in, breath out.
Patient: Hey Doc, I'm not going into labour here!
Doctor: You don't have any gastric pains right?
Patient: What do you mean? I missing my periods due to gastric?! But I don't have any gastric leh!
Doctor: I give you some antibiotics. Antibiotics are the cure for all evils.
Patient: *Damn, I would be better off visiting a plumber instead* Oh....kay.
Doctor: You need a MC right?
Patient: (Shakes head in disbelief)
Doctor: Do you need a MC?
Patient: YEAH. I guess I need some rest after this conversation.
Random Song Recommendation of the Day
上帝的帮助 (click here for mp3 version)
This song first appeared on Jiang Meiqi's album <<悄悄话>>, and received heavy airplay as one of the singles. The version here is features a male vocal which is provided by the original composer, Xiao An. Maybe as a male, I can better relate to the emotion forlorness conveyed in the lyrics when it is sung by someone of the same gender. It always easier to relate someone better when the other party is in the same boat.
However I do not agree with seeking divine intervention to solve one's relationship woes. Leave the big fella upstairs to deal with meatier stuffs like resolving global crisies, or issues like this. I always believe that if things are destined to be your, it eventually will. No point bothering the celestial figures to force the issue. Aye, enough babbling. Enjoy the song.
PS: The album in which the song is featured in, has one of the most titilating album cover ever seen for a Chinese album. Not suitable for office viewing!
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