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Monday, February 19, 2007
Hi all, meet my aunt's beagle! His name is pronounced the same way as fmq's pooch, albeit with a more conventional spelling, C-O-O-K-I-E. As you can see, my mum bolted from the seat once Cookie to get chummy with my dad. Sigh, an uphill task in convincing her to get a dog. Like the trip to visit Qooki, I was subjected to some "intimate sniffing" by the pooch. Maybe our canine buddies like eating the Chinese delicacy, 发菜 (Fa Cai, a kind of vegetable which has a similar pronunciation to prosperous in Chinese) Ooof theorizes that the sniffing of crotch is a form of greeting among the canines community. This I can accept, but how does one explain the subsequent "vigorous pelvic thrust motions" he demonstrated while hugging my leg? Dog: (Bow wow, Nice meeting you!) Brother: (Nice! You must taste good in a pot of hot stew!) Look at the exhilaration on my dad's face and a glimmer of delight on my mum's. Maybe there's hope in getting a dog after all. |
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