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Sunday, June 10, 2007

One step closer to emulating Mr.Fann Wong

Not wanting to face the ignominy of obtaining my driving license later than Zoe Tay's foetus, I finally got my act together and registered for a driving course at the driving school, which I reckon it to be Singapore's most dangerous place. I'm not even sure if insurance companies will pay out if you get roll over repeatedly by a school of trainee drivers. Better remind me to call the insurance agent to clarify that.

Speaking of trainee drivers, I can't believe that this conversation actually took place recently between a driving instructor and my friend;

Upon approaching an amber traffic light, my friend accelerated instead of doing the politically right thing of slowing down...

Instructor: Why did you accelerate instead of stopping?

Friend: The car behind would have ram into us.

Instructor: What if you run down someone by speeding past the traffic light?

Friend: The person would have die.

Instructor: Is that anything you could do to help the person?

Friend: There's is nothing I can do.

Instructor: You are cold blooded.

(Not so) Random Picture of the Day

Kua si mi Kua? Not happy isit? Come out and settle lah!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:36 PM

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