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Sunday, October 28, 2007
After the previous Horlick fiasco, I decided to eliminate all form of ambiguity the other night by specifically ordering 好立克冰 (Ice Horlick in Chinese), while James opt for a cup of Kopi Peng, which the drink assistant somehow managed to mangle the pronunciation and pronounced it as 哥笔冰 (Gepi Peng).
While the two cup of beverages that were brought before us were chilled with ice, the Horlick Peng was one of the most rancid tasting fluid I have ever put in my mouth. And adding insult to injury, James kindly remarked that the cup of diluted horlick looks uncannily like fertilizing agent from a certain body part.
Given my misfortunes with beverages, I decided to play it safe and opted for iced water when I attended my childhood friend wedding banquet last night (Congratulations Toad and er..Mrs Toad). I mean what the chances of the waiter screwing up my order of iced water? Well the odds are higher than getting the Section 377A of the penal code repealed.
The initial cup of iced water did turn out fine. However given the lack of distinct coloring difference, the waiter decided to refill my glass with some 7UP/Sprite. So on top of eating the usual wedding fare, my entire night was spent racking up calories some carbonated beverage.
All I can say that it's extremely regrettable that I did not buy any 4-D last night.
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