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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

亲爱的财神

亲爱的财神,小弟当年真是不懂事,竟然冒然的用英语写了封信给您。结果不但招不到您,最后还迎来了个衰神。真是赔了夫人又折兵!

我承认我以前很傻很天真,但我现在已经长大啦。为了为您写这封信,我用了过去的一年勤奋的苦修华语。这一年内,我也很积极的在积德。经过预期统计,这年来,我帮了5位老太太过马路,在地铁与巴士上让位给了8名孕妇(真吉利的数字喔) 和少杀了79只蚂蚁!您说这年头,哪里还能找到那么有为的青年呢?

为了得到您的庇佑,我索性从年初一到十五天天把鱼生当饭吃,红内裤也没换过,这全部也只求神灵您能开恩然我在元宵节当天圆我的发财梦吧。就念在我一身的鱼腥臭味和下面就要快繁殖蘑菇和高丽菜的份上,就然我当个百万富翁吧。

小弟我并非自私之徒,也非常了解取之社会,用之社会这道理。获得奖金后,我会捐出一笔钱给“奇乐", 然他再度发送今来闹得沸沸腾腾的艺人淫照风波的照片。我想广大市民也很好奇C10的G奶是不是真的那么骄人。

明晚也是元宵节,生为一名早已被爱神遗忘的孤汉,希望财神您也不会辜负小弟。。。。

发啊!!!


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