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Sunday, March 30, 2008

So is your baby.....

I once wrote a guide on answering banal questions, and I felt it should be complemented with a guide on asking banal questions. Hampered by the lack of source materials, I have it on the back burner but with question like the one below, it won't be long that such a guide grace this stinky blog of mine.

While talking to an expectant colleague who has just entered her final trimester...

tyw: So is your baby following your husband's surname?

Colleague: o O! Of course, what kind of question is that?

I don't think there is any mitigation for my gaffe, except maybe for the fact that radiation from the computers is bad for the brain cells.

Random video of the day

没有很会唱 by 小宇。Talented chap, good music, great video and look out for the afro pug!

在学猫叫喵喵谁在唱着有人
在学狗叫汪汪谁在唱着有人
在学猫叫喵喵谁在唱着有人
在学狗叫汪汪谁在唱着
俺从不觉得自己转音很厉害
俺总是觉得自己唱歌慢半拍
唱高音都不够high 唱低音都出不来
oh no
我打开电视每个人都超赞(你看oh)
每个特写镜头头发会飞超帅(oh)
真是够了
电风扇吹的我一边转台一边流汗
是不是该装man呢
是不是装可爱呢
是不是闹绯闻呢
来抄袭如何
喵喵谁在唱着
有人在学狗叫汪汪
谁在唱着有人
在学猫叫喵喵谁在唱着
到底怎么叫才有可能全场喝采
喵喵谁在唱着
有人在学狗叫汪汪谁在唱着
有人在学猫叫喵喵谁在唱着
也许随便叫才有可能跟得上时代

俺从不觉得自己b box很厉害
俺总是觉得自己rap慢半拍
唱英文发音太怪
唱中文feel出不来
没有很会唱怎么办
是不是该装man呢
是不是装可爱呢
是不是闹绯闻呢
做自己如何
喵喵谁在唱着
有人在学狗叫汪汪谁在唱着
有人在学猫叫喵喵谁在唱着
不管谁在叫都有可能被自己崇拜
虽然这环境很怪异 no...
很多事情没有道理
想不通矮
我随便唱一唱就算了
反正不会卖的 download就好了
没有人在意的
音乐是我的手指头是你的
谁的脑袋空的
喵喵谁在唱着
有人在学狗叫汪汪谁在唱着
有人在学猫叫喵喵谁在唱着
我想跟着叫才有可能永远被宠爱

我姓宋朝的宋宝盖头
长木头就是宋念我
没有口想念我
你懂不懂宇宙的宙
哎唷我说错随便唱都会通
小宇同学就是我

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