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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Of Obituaries and Fook Kiu Mansion

No updates for more than a week. Sorry readers, you are better of reading the obituaries. At least the obituaries get updated on a daily basis. Still on the topic of obituaries, I'm wonder why some people flip to the obituaries the moment they start reading the papers. Weird..

This is going to be a quickie as of late, the brain isn't generating enough gray matter to type a substantial and mentally stimulating entry. Then again, this blog doesn't require a lot of gray matter to comprehend and is better associated with stimulating entries of the other kind. Before I sign off, here's a few pictures of the lovely residence when I visited Hong Kong.

Till the next time I blog, be nice and fart less.

The old school lift.

Wonder if the weird moaning noises that I often hear at nights got to do with the name of this mansion.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:31 PM

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hong Kong - 肥死你（一）！

I'm back! After countless helping of dim sums, paulor baos (Po Luo Buns) , nai char (Milk teas) , char siew, xiu aor (Roast geese), gong zai min (Instant noodles), zhar ju cheong (Deep fried pig intestines), mong gor peng (mango desserts) later, it's a miracle that I didn't gain any weight at all.

Here's the first part of the blog entries on the food I had in Hong Kong.

And oh, do wipe your saliva after reading.

Yung Kee- Voted one of the top 10 eateries in Asia

The rows of fat, lip smacking good of roast geese.

The meat platter. Clockwise from bottom left:- Char Siew, Roast Chicken, Roast Goose, Pork Belly and Sea Urchin. The Char Siew was fat, juicy and delicious and the Roast Goose was..simply out of this world.

Tai Cheong Confectionary, the place to go to for your Dan Tat fix. Hong Kong's last Governor is a ardent fan of the egg tarts here. FYI, I'm still drooling as I'm typing this.

Caught in the act. Slurp.

Bouncy bouncy beef balls. Yum Yum.

Random Video of the Day

爆浆濑尿牛肉丸！！！

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:10 PM

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Har Gow, Siew Mai, Xiu Long Bao

In 8 hours I am going to conquer Hong Kong in search of the best Har Gow, Siew Mai and Xiu Long Bao. And Char Siew. And Paulor Bao. And Siu Yuk. And Dan Tat. And Yu Dan. And Ou Yuk Yun. And Xiu Ao. And....

Random Video of the Day

LMF and 黄贯中 - 香港一定得

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:46 PM

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Saturday, November 08, 2008

Charting the boom and bust of the financial sector through the conversations of A and B

2006

A: Eh, how many job offers do you have on hand?

B: About four or five. Still holding out for one that meets my salary expectation.

2007

A: Eh, how's your job?

B: Oh, I left XXX bank after 3 months and am now at XYZ bank. Better pay, better prospect.

2008

A: Eh, heard your bank is laying off staff leh..

B: Yeah, just heard news that some were let go. Shit, wonder if I will be affected or not?

Random news headline and video of the day

Just in case you only use the newspaper to wrap the groceries..

DBS to axe 900 jobs

Another one bites the dust

Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Aint no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think Im going to get along,
Without you, when youre gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Chorus

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When hes down
But Im ready, yes Im ready for you
Im standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:23 PM

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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Beijing Part 2 - The beautiful trees

Living in a country where trees are often felled to make way for developments, it was refreshing to be in the company of so many beautiful trees, many which are more than a hundred years old. Below are pictures of some of the truly amazing trees that I came across during my tour in Beijing.

Random video of the day

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:19 PM

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