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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Why men prefer dogs to their wives

The below email from Ooof broke the monotony at work and made me chuckle..

* The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

* Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

* A dog's parents never visits.

* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

* You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

* Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

* A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

* A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

* If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

* Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

* If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

And this reply from my friend almost had me fall off the chair.

"They didn't mention that most men prefer to fuck their wives rather than the dogs".

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:02 PM

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Menstrual Blogger

There seems to be a trend developing here, me blogging about every 20 odd days. At this rate, I may get christened the menstrual blogger.

So what had happened since the last time I blogged?

For a start, we are now in February, and the florists and FnB propierators are struggling to wipe off their grins after ripping off the lovebirds during Valentine's Day. My waist appears to be somewhat more huggable. All the CNY goodies need a repository and my gut was more than happy to do the job. I caught Slumdog Millionaire, which is a brilliant show by all accounts, but met with virtriol by the Indian natives. The 10 millions TOTO draw was held and I wasn't one of the lucky one again. I got squashed by the MRT doors. And there certainly weren't 25 tags waiting for me in Facebook to write 25 random things about myself.

In case I don't blog for the next 20 over days, here's something I will be definitely doing over that period.

1. Catch Watchmen, which will be released on 06/03/09

2. Get a copy of Tizzy Bac's latest studio offering, 如果看见地狱，我就不怕魔鬼

3. Attend Cheer Chen's concert on 04/04/09

Till the next time I blog, spend less and save more. You never know which bank is going to collapse next.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:20 PM

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