sing when you're wanking
sing when you're wanking <body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d7528148\x26blogName\x3dsing+when+you\x27re+wanking\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLACK\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://theyodellingwanker.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://theyodellingwanker.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d4083572636744835203', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>
Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Why men prefer dogs to their wives

The below email from Ooof broke the monotony at work and made me chuckle..

* The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

* Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

* A dog's parents never visits.

* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

* You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

* Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

* A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

* A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

* If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

* Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

* If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

And this reply from my friend almost had me fall off the chair.

"They didn't mention that most men prefer to fuck their wives rather than the dogs".

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:02 PM
Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Menstrual Blogger

There seems to be a trend developing here, me blogging about every 20 odd days. At this rate, I may get christened the menstrual blogger.

So what had happened since the last time I blogged?

For a start, we are now in February, and the florists and FnB propierators are struggling to wipe off their grins after ripping off the lovebirds during Valentine's Day. My waist appears to be somewhat more huggable. All the CNY goodies need a repository and my gut was more than happy to do the job. I caught Slumdog Millionaire, which is a brilliant show by all accounts, but met with virtriol by the Indian natives. The 10 millions TOTO draw was held and I wasn't one of the lucky one again. I got squashed by the MRT doors. And there certainly weren't 25 tags waiting for me in Facebook to write 25 random things about myself.

In case I don't blog for the next 20 over days, here's something I will be definitely doing over that period.

1. Catch Watchmen, which will be released on 06/03/09



2. Get a copy of Tizzy Bac's latest studio offering, 如果看见地狱,我就不怕魔鬼



3. Attend Cheer Chen's concert on 04/04/09



Till the next time I blog, spend less and save more. You never know which bank is going to collapse next.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:20 PM
verbal ejaculation









Get Firefox!


Website Counter
Web Counter



Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao


Disclaimer
Sungei Road Laksa
Hill Street Fried Kway Teow


Wanker's guide


Kopitiam
Antagonizing drink stall assistants
The Male Anatomy
Working Life
Childhood Memories
Cosfest 2005


Wanking materials

NUFC.com
NUFC forum
BBC Sports
NBA on CBS
Yahoo Fantasy Footy
Gamersquare
Magicbox
www.diaphaneity.com.


Click if you are under 18

Archives

July 2004
August 2004
September 2004
October 2004
November 2004
December 2004
January 2005
February 2005
March 2005
April 2005
May 2005
June 2005
July 2005
August 2005
September 2005
October 2005
November 2005
December 2005
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
September 2009
October 2009
March 2010
September 2011


Credits
Designed by mela | Image from Get Fuzzy from comics.com eXTReMe Tracker
Get awesome blog templates like this one from BlogSkins.com