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Friday, December 31, 2004
what a fitting end to 2004. Gloomy with torrential downpour throughout the whole day, its as if the sky empathize with the plight of the unfortunate. In a macro sense of things, 2004 was kinda kind to the world until the last few days. We thought we had survive 2004 without major catastrophes like that of 2001 (911 incident) or 2003(SARS). Too bad the party pooper came in the form of a major tsunami that had already took the lives of 123,000 innocents. 2004 on a personal level was an ok year. Didn't really know what happened Friends: Made some new friends in uni..eh..yah that's about it..at least dont think i offend anyone that bad enough to sever ties with me Love: zilch Studies: good first sem, so so 2nd sem. will work harder weight: still fat height: still tall,but some how i got the feeling its regressing NUFC: bad bad yr...became embroiled in numerous bad press health: eh..condition of left leg getting worse.. hearing sort of stabilized, less ear aches..herm..that's all family: herm..nothing changed..all healthy..which is a good thing....always fear to see my family suffering one thing to add.. 2004 also was some of my friends losing their loved one. Mabel,yongxing,poh chui,weiqi,shuhui lose their next of kins. Hope they will recover from the pain of losing their loved ones and may god bless their next of kins' souls. as you all might had figured by now, im usually tongue tied,finger twisted basically a man of few words when im describing personal issues. im a certified introvert and don't really know how to open myself to others..pls bear with me if you find me extremely hard nut to crack at times. lastly,wish everyone have a good 2005
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:29 PM
in a rare display of classiness, mediacorp decided to yank the plug of its screening of the festive countdown in sentosa in respect for tsunami victims. praise should also go out to the various corporations that initiated charity drives to gather donations of funds and items in kind for the tsunami hit countries. in times of camalities, it's heartening to see people from all walks of life uniting to aid the distressed.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:33 AM
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
as the death toll of the tsunami escalate, the affected countries are running low on crucial neccessities and medical supplies. thse countries need the above mentioned items urgently to help in their aid reliefs. you might wonder, hey this doesnt affect me why should i help? Well i got this for you, FUCK YOU!your apathy totally makes me sick. hey some of you might also be thinking : " I would love to help them, but i dont know how to. Guess i will pass this time round." Ignorance is not an excuse. I will provide links and information on ways to make your donations. Mercy Relief - http://www.mercyrelief.org/asiatidal.html For telephone donations 1900 - 911 1150 for $50 donation 1900 - 911 1110 for $10 donation For credit card donations Please refer to the website for more information. For cheques Please make the cheque payable to:MERCY RELIEFwith 'ASIA TIDAL WAVES' written on the reverse. Please include name, address and contact number for the issuance of receipt and mail it to:Mercy Relief36, Purvis Street, #02-03, Singapore 188613 Alternatively, you may drop in the cheque at your nearest DBS Bank/POSB Branch(es) and make your donation to: ACCOUNT NAME: MERCY RELIEF ACCOUNT NUMBER: 054-900493-6 For ATM donation Donate through any DBS Bank/POSB ATM Kiosk or Internet Banking account to MERCY Relief's DBS Bank account ACCOUNT NUMBER: 054-900493-6 Singapore Red Cross For cheque payment POST your cheque to Singapore Red Cross Society, 15 Penang Lane, Singapore 238486. Make out the cheque to 'Singapore Red Cross Society'. Write 'Tidal Waves Asia' at the back. Give your name, address and telephone number. You can go to the same address from 9.30am to 5.45pm on weekdays. Requested by Sri Lanka The following items are requested specifically by Sri Lanka: Tents, pre-cooked or ready-to-eat meal packs, water purification tablets, wheat flourm rice, other staples, medicine (parecetamol, antibiotics), wound dressings, suture material, vitamins, rehydration salts, vaccinatios for cholera, malaria tablets, saline intravenous infusions, portable generators, clothes and blankets Donations for Sri Lanka can be dropped of at: Anada Travel's branches during office hours Tel 6435-8422/18Virar's Rehab Centre at 553A, Balestier Road No2, Changi South Ave 2, Singapore 486354 Small parcels can be sent to SriLankan Airlines, 144 Cecil Street, Keck Seng Tower, #13-02, Singapore 069535 Sri Lanka High Commission, Goldhill Plaza, #13-07/12, 51 Newton Road, S308900 Restuarant 1827, The Arts House, Old Parliament Building, 1 Old Parliament Lane. Requested by Indonesia Relief supplies of any sort Donations could be dropped at: Restuarant 1827, The Arts House, Old Parliament Building, 1 Old Parliament Lane The Embassy of Indonesia. 7 Chatsworth Road, Singapore 249761. Tel 6737-7422 Contact the Secretariat, Network Indonesia on 6433-4932 Requested by India Only cheque and bank drafts donations. Contact Mr Avinash Singh GIll, First Secretary, High Commission of India, 31 Grange Road, Singapore 239702. Tel 6238-2514/24 Email hcihoc@pacific.net.sg Address your bank draft to : Prime Minister National Relief Fund Attention cheques to: The High Commission of India, Singapore General Collection Singapore Polytechnic, at counters along walkway between Dover MRT and the polytechnic. 6pm to 9pm Donation of essential food From Jan 1 to Jan 31 next year, the public can buy NTUC Fair Price Food Relief Packagesm comprising milk,rice,tuna and cream crackers, for $10. The purchased packages will be directed to Mercy Relief for air freight to stricken areas. Donation boxes are available in NTUC FairPrice outlets and Shell petrol outlets islandwide. (The information are mostly lifted from Strait Times. Typed manually by me. So please at least try to tell others and raise awareness for the donations to help the affected countries.)
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:55 PM
Saturday, December 25, 2004
 festive cheers 
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:08 PM
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
its the time of the year again! not talking about the festive revelry but the annual TYW's leg injury. Last year i hurt my knee during the Metta's Camp hence denying me the opportunity to steal some kisses under the mistletoe. This year round the power that be had decided to less harsh on me. They only decide to decorate my left ankle with a huge swelling, sparing considerably less pain from the previous year ordeal. Thanks for showing such benevolence. The last time i heard, some betting outlet are offering 25/1 odds of me hurting my hips come next Christmas. Im such a klutz....
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:09 PM
remember i was harping about mynahs in a previous post, weird sightings ? Well part two of this weird sightings is remotely related to them too. Went out with ric today to scour for a decent looking bag. We were standing below some trees while waiting for the perfect opportunity to stealthy jay walk across the road. When the traffic was easing up, naturally i crossed the road. But ric was still hanging around the above mentioned tree...herm..wondered what was wrong with him. It was only after he managed to cross the road a while later that i realised what was wrong.. On his right shoulder, i saw the biggest dollop of bird's dropping i ever seen. A huge white patch peppered with some yellow stains in between, reminded me of the 1/2 boiled egg i had for breakfast in the morning. Never had i seen such a big patch of bird shit before, and never had i witness my friend on the receiving end of such aerial bombardment since the days of Constable Ho. Definitely weird but amusing..
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:15 AM
Monday, December 20, 2004
I would be really afraid if i were them
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:10 PM
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Woke up this morning to the incessant chirpings by some birds. The ruckus created got louder resulting in me taking at look at what's causing such a commotion. Opening the front door, the sight that greeted me was...peculiar, something that one wouldn't see often. Four mynahs, as in those regular ugly birds that pelt you with their droppings, were fighting along the common corridor. Even more peculiar is the fact that the birds were slugging it out,wrestling style. Never have i seen choke holds being executed with such panache and strength. Definitely weird.....
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:17 PM
Friday, December 17, 2004
today was judgement day. Did pretty ok,but could do better. Always been a slow starter, next semester will see me striving with greater vigour. I promise.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:58 AM
Monday, December 13, 2004
No 6. 廖碧儿
Apologies for not updating this top ten gals series for the past few weeks. I assure you the lack of updates was due to sloth on my part and not the dearth of belles. Enough with the talk,coming in at No. 6 is 廖碧儿. 廖碧儿 was a business student in Canada before taking part in a TVB organised beauty paegant in land of maples. Not really sure if she won the paegant but like most contestants in TVB paegants, she was fast tracked into the world of entertainment. Best known for her role in the perodic comedy 皆 大 歡 喜, her acting was stiffed and unnatural. As time goes by, her thespian abilities got better just as she gotten prettier. Her stars are on the rise and so keep a lookout for her as she takes on more prominent roles in TVB drama serials.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:51 PM
Saturday, December 11, 2004
i believed it was the first time i felt this way. On thursday, i saw this beautiful gal on board of the west bound train to boon lay. She had the biggest and most sparkling pair of eyes i ever seen. Although those sparkling gems of hers was hiding behind a pair of pink plastic frame, it couldn't reduce the jolts sent towards my direction. I must confess, this was the first time i truely fallen for someone at the first sight.......
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:17 AM
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