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Sunday, July 29, 2007
当我渐渐已习惯没有你的空间时，你的名字却又突然出现在电脑荧光屏上面。 但我也只能能装作一副无动于衷的样子，借着做其他琐碎的东西来分散那股冲动，一致到你消失为止。 既然迟早都得习惯。。。还是先尝试去面对吧。 Random Video of the Day 生命之中有多少经历 还值得细细回忆 尤其是感情那些刻骨铭心的回忆 好多年都不曾忘记 我们都在寻找真爱 花钱也不能买 但是你问我什么是爱 它没有正确答案 只能凭感觉 在人海里寻找所谓的爱 有人随便玩玩 有人拼了老命在玩 有人一辈子没有伴 过著东奔西跑的日子 来到不熟悉的城市特别容易孤寂 想著挥之不去的问题 尤其面对自己总是没有头绪 感情和个人的平衡点常常失去重心 放手上风一吹就会掉下去 有时却想放弃 摇摇欲坠其实最自私是自己 我可不想装的很可悲 好让人家来给我安慰 这一段时间我很ok 顶多如有时候早早睡 当然还是有一些小小的寂寞在身边 寂寞很ok 一个人ok 习惯就ok 寂寞很ok 一个人ok 习惯就ok 走一步算一步 寻寻觅觅当你遇到一个喜欢的人 却不想在一起 也许只想一夜情而已 放了真感情却害怕自由会失去 这世界上只有两种人 男人和女人 每天上演同样的剧情 谁又爱上谁谁又背叛谁谁又伤了谁 乐此不疲的表演好累 但是没有人能够脱离再翻离 谁可以跨越出去 结果因人而异 有的信守终生有的继续等 有的干脆剃度 永远不再过问 这红尘滚滚心中是否沸腾 还有多少时间值得继续等 曲终人散走在陌生的街上 剩我一个人唱 我可不想装的很可悲 好让人家来给我安慰 这一段时间我很ok 顶多如有时候早早睡 当然还是有一些小小的寂寞在身边 寂寞很ok 一个人ok 习惯就ok 爱情面貌我是不了解 却把自己搞的很狼狈 有一段时间我不ok 把灵魂混在黑暗里面 当然还是有一些小小的都不在身边 寂寞很ok 一个人ok 习惯就ok 寂寞很ok 一个人ok 习惯就ok
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:17 AM
Saturday, July 28, 2007
The other day, James and I had dinner at this foodcourt near our respective offices before heading down for our driving lessons. Feeling the need for a caffeine rush, James ordered his usual cup of Kopi while I opted for my usual comfort drink, the malty Horlick Peng, to perk myself up.
The two drink stall assistants, who were circling around the foodcourt like vultures, homed in on us as soon as we took our seats. Speaking with a heavy accented PRC styled mandarin, they proceeded to take our orders: Drink stall assistant (DSA) 1: “来，两位要喝些怎么？” James: "咖啡一杯." DSA 1: "那你呢？" TYW: "Horlick peng" DSA 1: "Huh?" TYW: "Horlick peng" DSA 1:"Huh?" DSA 2: "好立克。他要好力克，冰的。" DSA 1："哦，好立克，我懂。" A few minutes later..... DSA 1:"来，先生你的咖啡和好立克。" TYW: "对不起，我叫的是Horlick peng。" silence... TYW: "Er..我叫的是冰的..." silence... TYW: "Er..多少钱?" DSA 1: "一块一毛。谢谢." James: "你也是 gek qiang, 叫Horlick冷的就好.明知道他们是TKK,还叫怎么Horlick peng? 真是自找得." TYW: "我以为他们已经入乡随俗了嘛，所以应该听得懂Horlick peng." James: "笨地，你会去Starbucks叫Kopi sui dai meh?" Perhaps I should let the drink stall assistants read this. Random Picture of the Day  I just want my cup of Horlick Peng!
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:31 AM
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Sorry for sounding a bit conceited but allow me to indulge in this fleeting moment of ecstasy as I have....passed my CFA level 1!!!
I'm glad that the 10 days of leave, burnt weekends, 1,400 dollars and countless of swear words have not gone to waste. WOOT! Random Picture of the Day  Luckily 031 didn't knock my head before the CFA paper.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:08 AM
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Where in Singapore, has the least number of chio bus? Highlight below for answer Simei, 四美. There are only four chio bus residing in Simei. Random Picture of the Day
 Pig Head for sale? Answer will be reveal soon...if I can be bothered, that is.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 3:28 AM
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Quotes of the weekend:
'I toto also never tio... how to tio bomb?' Ooof's friend, on why he wasn't afraid of being bombed if he is posted to Iraq for a job stint. I can imagine the dichotomy of emotions he will be facing if he receive news of striking the Toto jackpot while working in Iraq. "你吃东西是用吞的，因为你无耻！" Ooof commenting on my dining habit. or rather my despicable ways. In case you don't get the joke, 耻 has the same pronunciation as 齿. "每个人都下流。因为你排泄时，液体是往下流的。" Me trying to justify why it's ok to be a 下流 person. If such logic stands, I wonder how much do those aristocrats (上流社会）spend on their medical bills per month. Random Picture of the Day  Introducing the most 无耻 person in the world.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:15 PM
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
*Ring ring*
tyw: Hello? gal: Hello? Can I speak to Mr. Tham? tyw: Yeah, speaking. gal: I'm calling from XXX Bank. I would like to check with you whether are you free for an interview tomorrow? tyw: May I know what position is it for? gal: Er....I'm not too sure, what did you apply for? tyw: I applied for two positions. And I interviewed for one of the role last week. gal: Oh I see... tyw: So do you have a description about the position? gal: Er..how about I email you and you check it out later? tyw: I don't think I can access my email till rather late, by then you would have knock off already. How about giving me a brief description over the phone? gal: The piece of paper I have here says (at this point, she was mumbling a two syllabus word) . tyw: That's all? gal: Yeah. That's all I have. tyw: That's not really helpful in identifying the position is it? gal: Er..I will check with my colleague and contact you again. Bye. * Doot doot* Random video of the Day 2 more days!
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:11 PM
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Trivia, trivia. Don't we all love trivia? What is the name of Winnie the Pooh's missus?(Highlight below for answer) Pooh Bor. What is the name of Winnie the Pooh's son?(Highlight below for answer) Pooh Bor Kia. Wait a minute, isn't Winnie a female name? Doh! (Not so) Random Picture of the Day  Cute!
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:45 PM
Saturday, July 07, 2007
熟话说“天没有不散之宴席”， 但我依然无法理解离别这道理。 从未相似，到无所不谈，至后渐渐生疏，最后转变成过路的陌生人。虽然这一样的转变已不是第一次发生在我的身上，但每一次身旁又增添多一名熟悉的过路客时，那股黯然的哀伤依然像第一次那样刺痛。 或许我太天真了。。。 没错，真的是我太天真。哈。 演唱：陈亦迅 曲:陈辉阳词:林夕编曲 监制:陈辉阳 明友已走 刚升职的你举杯到凌晨还未够 用尽心机拉我手 缠在我颈背后 说你男友有事忙是借口 说到终于饮醉酒 情侣会走 刚失恋的你哭干眼泪前来自首 寂寞因此牵我手 除下了他手信后 我已得到你没有 但你我至少往后成为了蜜友 闭起双眼你最挂念谁 眼睛张开身边竟是谁 感激车站里 尚有月台能让我们满足到落泪 拥不拥有也会记住谁 快不快乐留在身体里 爱若能够永不失去 何以你今天竟想找寻伴侣 谁也会走 刚相恋的你先知我们原来未够 借故松开我的手 藏在贴纸相背后 我这苦心开过没有 但试过散心旅游如何答没有 闭起双眼我最挂念谁 眼睛张开身边竟是谁 感激车站里 尚有月台曾让我们满足到落泪 拥不拥有也会记住谁 快不快乐有天总过去 爱若为了永不失去 谁勉强娱乐过谁 爱若难以放进手里 何不将这双手放进心里 时间会走 刚失恋的我开始与旁人携着手 但甚么可以拥有 缠在那颈背后 最美丽长发未留在我手 我也开心饮过酒
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:48 PM
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Overheard at the Transformers screening: "Heehee.. Look at the soldier's beret. Never fall off even after jumping around. So funny!" Some guy's girlfriend remarking to Mr. Some guy. Apparently Miss Girlfriend can't really comprehend why we guys are fascinated with the Transformers movie. It's not about the beret, stupid! It's about the robots! And Megan Fox.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:09 AM
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Rule 1 of driving lessons. You do not wear the same color outfit as the instructors.
Rule 2 of driving lessons. You do not wear the same color outfit as the instructors. Unless you want to end up looking like a stupid dork as shown in the picture below.  Rule 3 of driving lessons. It pays to be a female. With almost 100% of the instructors bearing the Y chromosome, it's hard not to see why it's advantageous being the fairer sex. Rule 4 of driving lessons. There are is rule 4 yet until I think of one.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 5:39 PM
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