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Monday, April 28, 2008

Mayday Everyday!

Mayday 001
MAYDAY EVERYDAY!!! The calm before the storm. Cloaking the stage before the start seems to be a trend
nowadays.

Mayday 002
When Fatty meets Sally. She is probably the most gila Taiwanese friend I have. Not really a tall feat, since I only have one Taiwanese friend.

Mayday 003
Literally packed to the rafter.

Mayday 004
Death by the lightsticks! Think there are enough lightsticks to last for a three months long military exercise.

Mayday 007
(Cue screams) Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 五月天!

Mayday 016
Fire in the hole! The concert started off with an enactment for a war scene.

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The Fab Five in the opening set.

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怪兽 and 石头 engaging in some male bonding on top of the raised platform.

Mayday 071
Aliens invade Singapore!!! Run for your lives, earthlings!!

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Mayday 160

Mayday 146

Mayday 152
Oh wait, its just part of the set for the band members to narrow the distance with the fans.

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The best part? We were sitted just a stone throw away from the bridge-like walkway.

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And Miss Sally went all wobbly after touching 怪兽. Discerning readers may notice the chinese characters of Singapore painted on his arm.

Mayday 239
After 3 hours of jumping around and shouting like a raving loony, you can see how beat up I was. Medic medic!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:48 PM
Saturday, April 26, 2008

就在今夜

五首今晚非常想 (但机会非常渺茫)的歌


摇滚本事


盛夏光年


彩虹


候鸟


洋葱

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:06 PM
Sunday, April 20, 2008

Why Beautiful Women Marry Less Attractive Men (WOOT!)

Chanced upon this article on jsu's blog, which she got from Yahoo News.

If lines of words scare you off on this lazy Sunday, skip right to the bottom of the post for a short summary and commentary piece, done tyw style.

Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the looks category. New research reveals couples in which the wife is better looking than her husband are more positive and supportive than other match-ups.

The reason, researchers suspect, is that men place great value on beauty, whereas women are more interested in having a supportive husband.

Researchers admit that looks are subjective, but studies show there are some universal standards, including large eyes, "baby face" features, symmetric faces, so-called average faces, and specific waist-hip ratios in men versus women.

Past research has shown that individuals with comparable stunning looks are attracted to each other and once they hook up they report greater relationship satisfaction. These studies, however, are mainly based on new couples, showing that absolute beauty is important in the earliest stages of couple-hood, said lead researcher James McNulty of the University of Tennessee. But the role of physical attractiveness in well-established partnerships, such as marriage, is somewhat of a mystery.

The new study, published in the February issue of the Journal of Family Psychology, reveals looks continue to matter beyond that initial attraction, though in a different way.

Supportive spouses

McNulty's team assessed 82 couples who had married within the previous six months and had been together for nearly three years prior to tying the knot. Participants were on average in their early to mid-20s.

Researchers videotaped as each spouse discussed with their partner a personal problem for 10 minutes. The tapes were analyzed for whether partners were supportive of spouses' issues, which included goals to eat healthier, to land a new job and to exercise more often.

"A negative husband would've said, 'This is your problem, you deal with it,'" McNulty said, "versus 'Hey, I'm here for you; what do you want me to do?; how can I help you?'"

A group of trained "coders" rated the facial attractiveness of each spouse on a scale from 1 to 10, with the perfect 10 representing the ultimate babe. About a third of the couples had a more attractive wife, a third a more attractive husband and the remaining partners showed matching looks.

Trophy wives

Overall, wives and husbands behaved more positively when the woman was better looking.

The finding "seems very reasonable," said Dan Ariely, a professor of behavioral economics at MIT's Program in Media Arts and Sciences and Sloan School of Management. "Men are very sensitive to women's attractiveness. Women seem to be sensitive to men's height and salary," said Ariely, who was not involved in the recent study.

In couples with more attractive husbands, both partners were less supportive of one another. McNulty suggests wives mirror, in some ways, the level of support they get from husbands.

"The husband who's less physically attractive than his wife is getting something more than maybe he can expect to get," McNulty told LiveScience. "He's getting something better than he's providing at that level. So he's going to work hard to maintain that relationship."

Men who are more attractive than their partners would theoretically have access to partners who are more attractive than their current spouses, McNulty said. The "grass could be greener" mentality could make these men less satisfied and less committed to maintain the marriage.

Physical attractiveness of husbands is not as important to women, the researchers suggest. Rather, wives are looking for supportive husbands, they say.

So it seems the mismatch in looks is actually a perfect match. "Equitable is unlikely to mean the same on every dimension," Ariely said during a telephone interview. "It just means that overall two people make sense together."


Summary and Commentary Piece by tyw

In short,

BBballdance
Ugly man and pretty woman make a great pair. (Ignore the fact that the Beast is leering down at the lady's boobs)

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It is found that less attractive male partners readily support their female counterparts, just like how Mr. T deftly support his chin with his bling bling laden hand.

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Given the scientific evidence that ugly man makes a better partner, and considering it is probably a tall order to find a less fugly person than me, pretty lasses ought to start queuing outside m door now. (Oei you there! Don't cut queue)

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I will provide a level of support just like this snug fitting piece of fine garment.

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So ladies what are you waiting for, I won't bite! (though I really love to)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:51 AM
Sunday, April 13, 2008

No more Saint Thambie

To borrow a term from baseball, it was a case of three strikes and you're out.

Three lottery draws passed by, and 1140 was not drawn at all and there goes my hope of attaining sainthood. Sorry to all those who were gutsy enough to take a punt with the number. It was this close and it eluded me by the skin of the teeth, with numbers 2240 and 1410 appearing instead of what I prophesied. Considering that, can I be a 半日仙 or a half day saint instead?

With the lofty ambition of attaining sainthood out of the way, I have more pertinent issues to contend with. This whole sleep talking episode left me spooked. Coupled with the fact that I woke up with a sprained hip and a bloody lip last week, the entire notion of being possessed isn't funny anymore. What worries me most is the possibility of having to suddenly arch my back and scurry around like spider, ala the little gal in Exorcist. What if I break my back, like how to have babies? No!!!!!!

Dear readers of this blog, please pray for me that the sprained hip and bloody lip is a result of an overly imaginative wet dream featuring Lin Chi Ling and the entire cast of the Edison Chen's movie production. Thank you.

(Not so) Random video of the Day


And pop!, there goes my back.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 6:49 PM
Wednesday, April 09, 2008

你是我的花朵 演唱会

My first concert was in 1996, a Wubai gig at the Singapore Indoor Stadium for a comparatively measly $35 dollars. 12 years later on and countless of monies spent on concerts, I attended my fourth (or is it fifth) Wubai concert.

Hand on the heart, I admit the Wubai fan in me was on the wane. His recent offerings while decent, was losing the edginess that he has long been associated with. And his latest concert DVD was disappointing, which places too much emphasis on Wubai the idol, and not Wubai the rocker. Understandably, my expectation of the concert was not on the high side. But boy oh boy, he shattered all shards of doubts with a powerful display and reminded me once again why he is the King of Live.

Gopal Gor Bak 万岁!


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Wubai, on the cover of his 双面人 album.

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Hmm.. are our heads too big or is the shark head too small?

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Oops, someone have to feed the shark.

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Oops, someone got to eat the shark fin too.

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The dance segment was listed as a selling point of the concert. Seriously, it was bloody entertaining watching an out of sync 40 year old William Hung wannabe gyrate to the music. Don't believe me, watch the below clip.



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Wubai's music appeals to all age group, even a small kiddo is seen at the concert. However given the unbearably loud sound system, I fear for her sense of hearing.

A surprise came in the form of Wubai belting out Singapore's "national anthem" of 2007, 一人一半 from the movie 881, which created one of the numerous climaxes of the evening.




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The Emperor of Rock, working his magic on the crowd.

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Bad Shark!

The encore, a mass dance along to the 你是我花朵 song! If you look closely enough, you can see me dancing along like a lunatic with Mr. Shark in my hand. Try to spot Ooof too!



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Thank you Wubai for such a wonderful night!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:45 PM
Thursday, April 03, 2008

Divinity

1140.

My hopes of attaining divinity hinge on this four numbers.

At 9pm last night, I was resolved to spend some quality time preparing for my June examination. Half an hour later, I ended up on my bed sleeping like a log. And the next thing I knew, it was 7am which meant I slept for a good whole 9.5 hours. Quality time indeed.

I felt rather sheepish with the fact that I slept more than a third of my day away. However my mum told me something that led me to deduce that I was doing something rather significant and maybe even divine last night. According to my mum, she came into my room last night and tried to ask me some questions. Beats me why my mum would even bother talking to a sleeping log, but that's not the focus here. Apparently I answered her questions with the same four digits that grace the start of this post.

If this occurred in a foreign land, the shrink or exorcist would had been summoned at the drop of a hat. But like a true blue Mari Kita singing Singaporean, the first thing my mum did was to jot down the four numbers and make a beeline for the betting outlet the next morning to make a punt. Thanks mum.

If 1140 does indeed appear in this weekend 4D draw, it's further evidence that I am or at least half way there to attaining divinity. Soon, I will be well revered among the punters just like 大伯公,观音妈 and Divine Brown. I should start thinking of a more deity sounding name, like 肥神,and also a sound business plan to capitalize on my divinity. Details like how much to charge punters who wish to seek an audience should be iron out as soon as possible. Just to let you in, I might even implement a 1900 line for punters to call in if the demand gets too overwhelming.

Guess that's the end of this post. I need to recharge my divine powers by sleeping. Don't forget the suckling pig offering when you strike 4D this weekend.

Random video of the Day


我不要做阿草,我要做肥神!


自从我改过了三个名字以后
朋友都叫我阿才
你是否是否跟我一样
老觉得世界很吵
我住在捷运站的那边不太远
鲁肉饭也叫阿才
那边的老狗总是要逃
你摸他(吼吼)他就会逃
逃到了墙角落
跟小强住在一起
逃到了电视底下
逃不过一百个频道
逃到了你家
你在看韩国剧
我想要逃到宇宙尽头
究竟要往哪里逃
不知道我为什麽跟他在一起
这样的事情没什麽道理
他长得也不是对不起
为什麽我还是想要逃
自从我瘦身三次失败了以后
就决定要改名叫阿草
我男人说是这样比较好
其实我比较喜欢叫阿桃
也许是因为他没什麽坏脾气
也只有他觉得我不会没出息
其实我也拿不定主意
我猜想他比较喜欢韩国剧
电视里的坏蛋都不说对不起
弄得人家每天哭哭啼啼
哼旁边这个如果有他一半好
我就改名叫会乔
乔一锅人蕅鸡汤给他补
乔他筋骨很舒服
乔一间爱情做的小木屋
把他乔的忘不了
逃呀逃我往哪里逃
我怎么会忘的了
逃呀逃要逃到宇宙的尽头
乔到我冻未条
喔喔喔喔…爱的花朵…
喔喔喔喔…爱的花朵…吼吼
大家都在看碍
讲也讲不听啊
听也听不懂啊
懂也不会做啊
教我怎麽办
他长得也不是说对不起
那个坏蛋都不说对不起
也许是他没什麽坏脾气
只有他觉得我不会没出息
其实我也根本拿不定主意
逃呀逃我要往哪里逃
我只想我只想
小心肝你不要逃
我要改名叫会乔
逃呀逃我要往哪里逃

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:19 PM
Tuesday, April 01, 2008

风继续吹

Five years back while preparing to head back to camp after nights off, the newsbite from the Television sent a chill down my spine. Surely it was a sick April Fool's joke I thought to myself as I tried to delay the inevitable. On the taxi journey back, my mind was slowly flooded with snippets of his movies and songs. Having growing up serenaded and entertained by him, it felt like losing a close friend. Five years on, I hope he is now resting peacefully and enjoying the companionship of your good friends, Anita, James and Lydia.



风继续吹张国荣
曲:ryudo uzaki 词:郑国江
我劝你早点归去你说你不想归去
只叫我抱着你
悠悠海风轻轻吹冷却了野火堆
我看见伤心的你你叫我怎舍得去
哭态也绝美
如何止哭只得轻吻你发边让风继续吹
不忍远离
心里极渴望希望留下伴着你
风继续吹不忍远离
心里极渴望希望留下伴着你
心里亦有泪不愿流泪望着你
过去多少快乐记忆何妨与你一起去追
要将忧郁苦痛洗去柔情蜜意我愿记取
要强忍离情泪未许它向下垂
愁如锁眉头聚别离泪始终要下垂
我已令你快乐你也令我痴痴醉
你已在我心不必再问记着谁
留住眼里每滴泪为何仍断续流默默垂
为何仍断续流默默垂

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:37 AM
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