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Sunday, September 28, 2008
A rough week at work, coming home on Friday night to the news of the appointment of JFK - Joe Fucking Kinnear, and to learn from my mum that my uncle contracted lung cancer. Can things get any bleaker?
Random Video of the Day Who can shield me from the forces of darkness? 鞋猫夫人,madame 演唱:tizzy bac 能够给的我都给了 你要挺起胸膛坦荡荡的活 能够说的我都说了 只是紧要关头不一定行得通 这个世界转眼就要崩毁 为了你我都开心so be my baby 何必担心明天的天气 也许人生不必要so complicated 寂寞又算什么 并不是个梦想都会有着落 再说我还能够 邀请你与我一起活在梦里头 我的强壮勇敢都只为了你 你是我眼前的唯一so be my baby 何必担心未来会有风雨 失落又算什么 并不是每个梦想都会有感动 你可以笑我做梦天生好手 偏偏我理直气壮四处大步走 ya~ 你是忌妒我单纯你没有 比起你我却轻轻松松更舒畅又更自由 你要挺起胸膛坚强的活 不过不巧遇上another rainy day 擦干眼泪不要哭了 你要像我一样骄傲才对 我是英雄你就跟著我 我会带你看遍世界的美 但若运气不好失败我不赔 你要像我一样骄傲才对这才对 yeah dude,you gonna be in my group , and that's why i wanted you, see all the thing i will do for you yeah it's true眼睛要看着远方 意志钢铁般坚强 跌倒也不要害怕 我最强我最强这世界只我最强 我可以为你抵挡黑暗的力量 好快活好快活跟著我你会快活 因为我是独一无二的我 yeah~
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:22 PM
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Help! I need your opinions on deciding on the photo to use for my dating agency application form.
Please do not confuse my act of patriotism as a sign of desperation. When I heard the prime minister's plea during the national day's rally, the patriot inside me knew that I have to do something for my country. If not me, then who? If not now, then when? Now back to the crux of this post. Which photo should I use? Photo (A) - Marrying the brooding and intellectual side of my character Photo (B) - Showing off my charming eyes and megawatt smile. Random Picture of the Day NOOOOOO!! (Picture sent by Ooof)
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:11 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Oh no! AIA is on the brink of bankrupt!! NO NO NO!! Shit shit shit, what should I do? Relax, deep breath, think think..Oooh, Lin Zhi Ling drool... No no stupid fat boy, not that! Call the agent!! Ok ok, what's his name..er.. Kelvin!! *ti ti too* Cheebye! How come so many Kelvins on my handphone!? How how!? Die la!! Call my manager!!! Apply for urgent leave and queue at the AIA headquarters tomorrow! Wait.. I don't own a AIA policy leh. Kiasee Singaporeans make it onto BBC Crisis threatens insurance giant Concerns are mounting about the future of US insurance giant AIG as investors fear a domino effect in the aftermath of Lehman Brothers' collapse. Credit ratings agencies, which assess the riskiness of debt, have downgraded AIG - making it more difficult for the firm to borrow money. New York Governor David Paterson said AIG had one day to raise up to $80bn to stave off bankruptcy. AIG shares fell 70% in early trade, having fallen 61% on Monday. Talks between financial firms and officials aimed at helping the struggling insurer are taking place. "We're in the moment right now as to whether or not they can put something together," Mr Paterson said. Tough climate On Monday, the insurer was thrown a $20bn (£11.2bn) lifeline from New York state authorities. But analysts said it may need further capital for its business to survive: "While there is a chance the company can work its way through its liquidity problems if it can secure substantial bridge financing, we think this will be challenging to execute it in the current onerous credit environment," said Thomas Gallagher, an analyst at Credit Suisse. AIG is under pressure to raise money after posting three quarterly losses in a row totalling $18.5bn (£10.3bn). Talks between AIG, financial services and officials firms will continue on Tuesday, a spokesperson for the New York Federal Reserve said. Nervous customers About 100 worried customers of an AIG subsidiary, American International Assurance (AIA), queued outside its Singapore office to check the status of their policies.
Tan Peng Hock, 60, said he did not mind surrendering a policy worth about $42,000 despite possible losses. "I prefer to hold cash for the time being. It's better to be safe than sorry," Mr Tan told the Reuters news agency. Singapore's central bank tried to reassure investors. It said that AIA "had sufficient assets in its insurance funds to meet liabilities to policy holders". Ratings agencies Moody's and Standard & Poor's downgraded credit ratings on AIG debt on Monday. Wide influence AIG is much more than an insurance company. It also has a financial products division that is at the heart of many of the firm's current problems.
"Its tentacles reach into every part of the economy," Matthew Bishop of the Economist told the BBC. He said the consequences of the firm's collapse would be devastating for the financial system. "It's worse than insurance policies not being valid. They are writing derivative contracts and these have the potential to leave a lot of other banks holding massive losses that they will have to deal with." Many of AIG's problems are thought to stem from credit default swaps, which insure against companies going bust. Sir Howard Davies, former chairman of the Financial Services Authority in the UK and a board member of Morgan Stanley, said that the US would be reluctant to let AIG collapse. "AIG is absolutely enormous. It would create knock-on consequences in insurance markets," he said. "It is huge in China for example. That would export the American financial crisis there so it would have all kinds of political consequences." In the UK, AIG is best known as the sponsor of Manchester United.
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/business/7618430.stm Published: 2008/09/16 14:57:46 GMT © BBC MMVIII
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:48 PM
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
There is a question that has been burning at the back of my mind. Recently I have witnessed an increasing number of office ladies type taking a unglamorous tumble while donning their killer heels. As to whether they were floored by my irrepressible charm or smothered by my BO is not up for discussion today.
The question is that when faced with such a sight, how should a guy like myself react? a) Do the chivalrous thing and offer a helping hand? b) Pretend nothing has happened and save the hapless damsel from further embarrassment? My reaction would depends on the situation, if the gal Now dear readers (the pitiful few of you), how would you react? I am very interested to hear the ladies' take on this. Random picture of the Day Eck!
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:21 PM
Sunday, September 07, 2008
在古时的中国。。。
相公: 娘子,再多一个月就庆中秋了。 娘子:哇! 我可不知相公你精通天文学!相公你真厉害阿! 相公:别胡说,我哪晓得怎么天文学阿? 娘子:我知道!一定是嫦娥托梦给你!她有没有说月球上是否有其他生物吗? 相公:嫦娥可没托梦给俺阿。 娘子: 难道。。 **捏** 相公: 啊!! 娘子你为何捏我啊? 娘子: 我再三提醒你不要吃那么多兔子肉了。你看,现在它们的冤魂藏上身了! 相公:你疯了!别胡思乱想! 娘子: 那么。。你又如何知道即将庆中秋呢? 相公: **从大衣里拿出一叠纸** 你看, 钱庄最近寄来了一些有关中秋月饼的布条。 我对这个东波肉口味月饼还蛮有兴趣的呢。还有八折优惠呢,多划算。 Here's a translation for the Red Hair Monkeys (Ang Moh Gaos), and those who are bleeding from the eyes after reading the above atrociously written chinese text. Somewhere in ancient China... Man: Wifey, we are a month away from the Mid-Autumn festival. Woman: Woah, I didn't know you know astrology! I'm so impressed with you hubby! Man: Nope, I am not verse in the skill of reading the stars. Woman: I know! Chang-er must had relayed dreams to you! Did she mention whether are there any lifeforms on the moon too? Man: No leh, Chang-er didn't appear in my dreams. Woman: Then.. *pinch* Man: Ouch!!!! What was that for!? Woman: Told you not to eat so much rabbit meat liao! See la, now the rabbit spirits are haunting you in your dreams liao. Man: Siao ah! I didn't dream of rabbits lah. Woman: Huh? Then how you know Mid-Autumn Festival is around the corner? Man: *fishes out some paper from his robe* The finance companies are sending out their promotional materials on mooncakes mah. Eh how ah, think I want to buy this Dong-bo meat filling mooncake leh. Got 20% discount somemore. Here's my prediction for next year, credit cards companies will soon offer discount for joss papers and Wang Wang biscuits for the Hungary Ghost festival. Random Video of the day 去年的烟花特别多,但今年的月饼实在多!
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:02 PM
People, do take time out to catch Half Nelson on Central at 10pm tonight. The performance by Ryan Gosling in the movie is easily one of the better performance by a male actor in the past two to three years. Maybe Mediaco** is trying to atone for the torrent of shitty programs it had been rolling out recently. Ooh...so suave...
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:33 PM
Friday, September 05, 2008
It must had been one of the most torrid weeks I have endured. Hope quickly dissipated into gloom as the transfer window closed and news of Keegan resignation started to surface.
My heart skipped a beat when I first chanced upon the rumour on Nufc.com while in the office. My heart hoped it was the same old shit stirring by the media again, but as the trickle of news turned into an avalanche, I knew it was for real. Tuesday night was spent glued in front of the monitor trying to scour for the latest news of the managerial turmoil at my beloved club. Bedtime came without any light shed at the impasse but hope came in the form of a club statement which I read on Wednesday morning, claiming that Keegan has not resigned or was he fired by the club. Over the next two days, like a next of kin of a critically ill patient, I was filled with cautious optimism that maybe a resolution can be reached between the board and Keegan. But alas, it's all false hope as he tendered his resignation on the ground that the board undermined his authority at the club. You may find it laughable while I'm getting so worked up over a man and a football club. I don't know how to quantified my affection for this football club. But the feeling is like seeing your childhood sweetheart cheat on you with four other guys and get impregnated by a fifth guy. The feeling sucks, but because of your undying love for the gal, you end up fathering the child as your own. I'm despondent....maybe I should get a real girlfriend and forget about the club... Yeah right.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:41 PM
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Realized that the font settings on the previous post didn't turn out as well as I've expected. That's what you get when you have white fonts on black background. Bah. Still on the topic of food, the sugarcane juice I had this afternoon tasted like soybean milk. And I was the only one who felt that way. Die la! Tastebud, please don't desert me. I promise I will lay off the insects and roadkills for now.
Random Video of the Day Perhaps it's just an overdose of Mr. Bean video clips?
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:15 PM
Monday, September 01, 2008
Spotted this on tym's journal, and decided to take a stab at this meme. The Omnivore's Hundred (which originates at Very Good Taste) 1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions. 2) Bold all the items you've eaten. 3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating 1. Venison 2. Nettle tea 3. Huevos rancheros 4. Steak tartare 5. Crocodile 6. Black pudding 7. Cheese fondue 8. Carp 9. Borscht 10. Baba ghanoush 11. Calamari 12. Pho 13. PB&J sandwich 14. Aloo gobi 15. Hot dog from a street cart 16. Epoisses 17. Black truffle 18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes 19. Steamed pork buns 20. Pistachio ice cream 21. Heirloom tomatoes 22. Fresh wild berries 23. Foie gras 24. Rice and beans 25. Brawn, or head cheese 26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper 27. Dulce de leche 28. Oysters 29. Baklava 30. Bagna cauda 31. Wasabi peas 32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl 33. Salted lassi 34. Sauerkraut 35. Root beer float 36. Cognac with a fat cigar 37. Clotted cream tea 38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O 39. Gumbo 40. Oxtail 41. Curried goat 42. Whole insects 43. Phaal 44. Goat's milk 45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth US$120 or more 46. Fugu 47. Chicken tikka masala 48. Eel 49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut 50. Sea urchin 51. Prickly pear 52. Umeboshi 53. 54. Paneer 55. McDonald's Big Mac Meal 56. Spaetzle 57. Dirty gin martini 58. Beer above 8% ABV 59. Poutine 60. Carob chips 61. S'mores 62. Sweetbreads 63. Kaolin (apparently it's used for treating diarrhoea, hence I assume that I have gulped it down before ) 64. Currywurst 65. Durian 66. Frogs' legs 67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake 68. Haggis 69. Fried plantain 70. Chitterlings, or andouillette 71. Gazpacho 72. Caviar and blini 73. Louche absinthe 74. Gjetost, or brunost 75. Roadkill (so long as you are not asking me to eat it raw, right at the scene of the accident) 76. Baijiu (60% alcoholic level!! think its akin to drinking paint thinner) 77. Hostess Fruit Pie 78. Snail 79. Lapsang souchong 80. Bellini 81. Tom yum 82. Eggs Benedict 83. Pocky 84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant 85. Kobe beef 86. Hare 87. Goulash (think the one at Soup Spoon counts right?) 88. Flowers 89. Horse 90. Criollo chocolate 91. Spam (Ma Ling gor chang bak!!) 92. Soft shell crab 93. Rose harissa 94. Catfish 95. Mole poblano 96. Bagel and lox 97. Lobster Thermidor 98. Polenta 99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee 100. Snake (but don't we do it all the time?) So there are still 66 more dishes to go (65 if you exclude abalone). Out of the 65 remaining items, the two dishes I'm most looking forward to are #23 Foie Gras, #68 Haggis and #85 Kobe Beef. Most of the rest sound alien to me, though their pictures on wikipedia do look enticing. Being an intrepid foodie, there isn't anything, maybe with the exception of the felines and canines, I would rule out from eating before passing judgment. Singapore may has just found its representative for Fear Factor. (well at least for the eating segments)
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:18 AM
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