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Friday, October 29, 2004

top ten albums

top ten albums that i owned (part 1)

1. 树植孤鸟 - 伍佰

Revolutionize the hokkien songs industry. Who would have imagined hokkien songs could be fused with techno beats and synthenizers? Won the Best album on the year in the Taiwan Music Awards in 1999.


2. Whats the story, morning glory - Oasis

When Liam was still sober and not bickering with Noel, Oasis can actually make good music. This album gave us hits like Wonderwall, Don't Look Back in Anger etc..


3. 伍佰 and China Blue greatest hits - Wubai

I used to detest Wubai alot. His hokkien lao beng image really stood out like a sore thumb among the young teeny boppers during the late 1990s. After numerous spins on this album, his style of music totally grows on you. Singing about solitude, lost loves, it's something guys could relate to.

Do check out the live tracks at the end of this album or you will miss out gems like the 12mins cover of 万沙浪's 爱你一万年。

4. 周杰伦 - Jay

I feel Jay's debut album is the most unpretensious and most heartfelt album to date. Maybe because of commercial pressure, his music had been pretty formulaic for his previous few offerings. Or maybe because he was more shy and humble back then.... Oh well.
This album contain one of my favourite Jay's song - 印第安老斑鸠

5. Beyond- Live and Basic

Recorded during a live concert few years after 黄家 驹's death, the album was packed with energy. From the soothing rock ballads to the jamming solo tracks by the 3 members, the album really captured the essence of what Chinese rock and roll is. The standout track of the album is 海阔天空, a fitting tribute to the late leader of the band.

edit: 万沙浪, the original singer of 爱你一万年, attempted suicide last night by downing 80 sleeping pills. My prayers goes out to him,hopes him recovers from his coma.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:35 AM
Wednesday, October 27, 2004

top ten movies

starting another series ,this time round it is the Top Ten whatever things i like

Top Ten Movies(in no order of preferences)

1. Shawshank Redemption
2. Godfather series
3. LOTR trilogy
4. City of Gods
5. Usual Suspects
6. A Better Tommorrow 1 and 2
7. Kill Bill 1 and 2
8. memento
9. wo de ye man nu you
10.sixth sense


close but no cigars mention:
se7en,fight club, snatch, EU Strikeforce,shrek, star wars trilogy, spirited away, american beauty and more that i cant think of.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:43 PM
Monday, October 25, 2004

woo..personality test junkie

leeched this nifty personality test of bing's site.
Your Personality Type: The Giver
You're a classic Giver who's loving, helpful, generous, and compassionate.
You see the best in other people and in humanity in general. Because your heart is open, you help other people open their hearts, too.

You could easily be the person behind a wildly successful spouse or friend, because you're great at supporting and empowering others. You're incredibly modest and humble, so you're more comfortable seeing someone else get the credit and be in the limelight.

You're the most helpful and compassionate of the personality types. So much so, that if you pass a stray dog on the street, it probably kills you not to be able to bring it home. In fact, you have a habit of collecting human "strays," too, who are brokenhearted (or just plain broke). You take them into your life and your heart, and you feed them with praise and support till they gain back their strength and self-confidence.

Of course, sometimes you do too much for others and become drained physically, emotionally, and even financially. You're not especially good at letting people know what you need. In fact, you try hard to hide when you're feeling bad. That sweet smile goes on your face and no one knows that you're hurting.
Your love style:Destined
For you, falling in love is like being reunited with the other part of yourself that finally gives meaning to everything in your life. This "soul mate" completes you. You empower each other to be the best you can be. You get each other's jokes and love the same books and movies. You talk until you go hoarse. You enjoy an intimacy that most people can't even imagine.

The downside of the Destined love style is that you typically have to search for years and years (and go on lots of bad dates) to find this type of love. Destiny is on your side, but doesn't always follow your timeline. Also, the intense mental, emotional, and spiritual bonding you go through can at times get in the way of just having fun or enjoying great sex. Given how hard it is to find a potential soul mate, it's easy to understand why you would take it so seriously. Just don't forget the equally silly and sexy aspects of love.

Your approach to love can change over time. You may go through periods when you need a more casual love style, especially after a painful breakup with a potential soul mate. For now, the common features of your love "style" include:

You're looking for a very close, intimate relationship. You want to share every aspect of your life with her and not hold anything back. This means knowing about each other's pasts, including the unflattering parts. Most importantly, though, you should be very open and totally honest about your life now. If you love her, you'll want to know about her hopes and dreams, as well as her fears and insecurities.

Love means sharing your life completely with someone. Her friends and family become your friends and family, and vice versa. Love requires sacrifice, and at times this means giving up parts of your own life so you can share a life together.

Like the song says, "If you want to know if she loves you so, it's in her kiss." You want passionate kisses and won't settle for anything less. The two of you will probably be instantly attracted to each other. You're not a purist who thinks love is a saintly connection between "friends." You have plenty of friends. You want a lover!

Both partners have to decide when they're ready to make a commitment. You have to be sensitive to each other's needs. One shouldn't be kept waiting indefinitely, nor should the other feel rushed. The two of you have to agree on the level of commitment that makes sense given your feelings and how long you've been together.

Your Biggest Challenge Is:Can you put your needs and wishes first?

Many Givers struggle with insecurities and fear that they aren't okay just as they are. You feel that you have to put someone else's needs ahead of your own in order to win their love and acceptance. To get a sense of how big an issue this is, ask yourself: "How differently would I live my life if the only one I had to please was me?"

Givers like you have to make a conscious effort to do nice things for themselves (like get a massage, get enough sleep, take time to exercise or read) every day. Doing these things will remind you that you're valuable and important just as you are. The more uncomfortable this makes you feel, the more you need to do it!

You'd probably also benefit from spending some extended time alone. With no one around to take care of, you get to practice listening to your own needs and wishes. Go to bed when you want to; eat what you want to eat; stay busy or be lazy. Remind yourself how good it feels to take care of your own needs first.

While you're taking care of yourself, you may also want to consider tackling some other potential areas for improvement:
You need motivation and direction. You have tons to offer to the world, but could use a kick-start sometime to get going. Try to jump on any interests you have and run with it.

It's hard to trust other people completely. It's even harder for you to let yourself depend on them. The key is taking it slowly. Gradually open up and let yourself rely on other people. Relationships have to keep growing. So you may have to push yourself beyond what you're comfortable with to let your life be truly interconnected with other people.

It's easy for you to escape into your own inner world. At times it can be easier to ignore real world problems and slip into your daydreams. You may find balance by using your fantasy life to imagine ways around your real world obstacles. Perhaps your mind is showing you a path out of your troubles if you can read the symbols.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 4:33 PM

the story about the girl and her cat

A girl used to own this cat, which all her friends adore. She doted on it alot, showered alot of care and attention on it. The two of them grew so close that they were inseperable.

A few years elapsed, the girl sensed that her cat starting to drift away from her. The cat became more interested in playing with the stray cats rather than with her owner.

One fine day when the girl was feeding the cat, the cat bit the girl on her arms and ran away from home. The girl was saddened by the turn of events and began to question why the cat did this to her despite the care and attention that she showered on it.

A few weeks had gone by, and the girl was determined to forget about this ungrateful cat. However the cat reappeared in her home again and began to clamour for her attention like the good old days.

As the old adage goes, "Once bitten, twice shy". The girl was fearful that the cat would bite her and leave her alone to nurse her wound again. But she was still fond of all the good times she had with the cat and wished that she could forget everything and start afresh again.

Just when she was at her wits end, she chanced upon this quote: "To love something doesnt mean you have to possess it. To possess something doesnt necessary makes you happy."


posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 2:58 PM
Saturday, October 23, 2004

you never stop learning

things i learnt this week

1) im santa claus for blantanty letting my friend copy my answers during a quiz

2) i can get overboard with my ribbing. Sorry FYP mate

3) im too trusting

4) im too nice to a fault




posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:15 PM
Friday, October 15, 2004

chill

its time of the year when everyone around you, except yourself, is mugging their life away. before you get stressed out and start contemplating taking your own life, here's a few ways to destress.

1) go find some friends and play marbles

2)pass the stress to others by telling them that you have finished your revision

3)go watch some porn

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:22 AM
Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Superman has flown to another planet

RIP
Christopher Reeves
1952-2004
Thanks for bringing Superman to life
(ps: Although it's the 2nd straight post on death related affairs, this blog is not turning to an online orbituary)

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:07 AM
Monday, October 11, 2004

Things you probably dont know about me VI(Conclusion)

Oct 11 marks the fifth death anniversary of a good friend of mine

May you have peace in your eternal life.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:57 PM
Sunday, October 10, 2004

Things you probably dont know about me V

I am injury prone, rupture my knee ligaments not once,but fucking TWICE. And it happened on the same knee.

Leg devoid of any muscles right now, even walking is a struggle. Hate myself for taking good care of my body, hate myself even more for not having the will power and determination to rehab my knee once again.

If you been reading my blog religiously, you can probably figure out how im going to die.

1) Get knock down by a cab, again.

2) Get knock down by a cab again after i couldnt hear the blaring horn warning me to step aside.

3) Get knock down by a cab while crossing the road as my left knee finally gives up on me.

4) Die of lead poisoning while riding in a cab.

Shall conclude this "Things you probably dont know about me" series on monday.






posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:21 AM
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