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Sunday, April 30, 2006
Cyprus bra-chain sets new record Women in Cyprus have set a new record by forming the longest chain of bras in the world, organisers say. The stunt was part of a campaign to raise awareness of breast cancer and encourage more regular check-ups. Dutch, British and Cypriot organisers formed a 111km (70 miles)-long chain, eclipsing a 60km record which was held by Singapore. The chain consisted of nearly 115,00 bras, with contributions from as far afield as Alaska. It took volunteers almost a year to collect the underwear, and over eight hours to clip them together, eventually forming over 200 lines of bras up and down the length of Paphos pier. Pink balloons "We've done it... we have broken the record for sure," Dutch organiser Louise van Rooij told AFP news agency. As the last bra was attached, 111 pink balloons - the colour of the breast cancer awareness emblem - were released. "It feels unbelievable, it's a very emotional time and I'm very proud of everyone. We have the record and how," said Ms van Rooij. Officials said the larger size of bras worn by Western women than those used to set the Singapore record helped them reach further. Ms van Rooij said the campaign had already achieved a measure of success, with a reported 30% increase in the number of women inquiring about check-ups amid the publicity. "There is a taboo in Cyprus in talking about breast cancer and we would rather women went for regular checks than go to prayers," she said. Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/europe/4959758.stm Published: 2006/04/30 13:59:53 GMT © BBC MMVI If only Singapore women are more well-endowed. Random Picture of the Day  Chicken Parsons!
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:37 PM
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Besides combating ulcers, i'm also on a constant look out for a partner in my life. Not being a particularly picky person when it comes to the fairer sex, i believe my searching criteria can be surmised with the passage below:
 (Credit: Optimistic Nut from the N-O forums)
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:40 PM
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Welcome to another episode of UlcerWatch. I'm your friendly neighbourhood watchdog, Constable Ah Fat. This is an update of the situation regarding the recent mushrooming of unsavoury ulcers in the neighbourhood. Attempts to eradicte them from the pretinct has been fruitless. Usage of mouthwash and oral medication were only able to contain the growth of existing ulcers, while a strong dose of hydraulic (read: drinking tonne of water) action has only led to a faulty sanitation system. (read: frequent trips to the toilet) Since the previous episode, there have been more sightings of shady looking ulcers in the community. An informant informed us that another ulcer operating under the tongue while our patrols have spotted a juvenile loitering around the lower lip region. The ulcers community are extremely dangerous and citizens are advised to steer clear of them and inform the relevant authorities immediately. Random Picture of the Day  Originally uploaded by theyodellingwanker. Captain Jalek Tham and the Alkaline Banana Man taking a break from saving the
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:18 PM
Monday, April 17, 2006
Perhaps the pigs, whose tongues i had eaten over the years, got together in Piggies Heaven and place a hex on me. With the examination a week away, my tongue is populated with an ulcer of the size of a nostril hole and several other ulcers on my lips. If i am still a tiny pre-schooler, the Ministry of Health would probably deem me as a serious Hand Foot Mouth Disease (HMFD) carrier and quarantine me for a year.
My cause also wasn't help by the fact that i kept snacking on some tasty keropoks* over the past week and drank less than the recommended amount of water. Due to my klutz-like nature, i went through numerous painful mishaps and thought i have developed a high threshold for pain. However, this bloody ulcer makes me rediscovers what pain feels like again, and i actually teared when food particles come into contact with the ulcer. With the ulcers community in my mouth, I have to make some changes in my living habits so as not to aggravate the pain. Like how i need to tilt my head to one side while chewing my foot, stick out my tongue out while drinking, having abundance of tissues on hand to swipe away the steady stream of saliva and refrain from sign language to communicate. *Fried crackers Random Picture of the Day  夜晚再黑我当看不见，太阳一定就会出现。 :)
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:24 PM
Thursday, April 13, 2006
First up, the original commercial.... Next, the making of..... At least now we know it wasn't due to his teeth... (Credit: sattel05 and aburulz from youtube, and of course Nike, for the greatest ad hoax in recent years) Random Quote of the Day "It's a long time since I've seen a player who I get the feeling would kick his granny to win and that's lovely - although not for granny." Newcastle's interim coach, Glenn Roeder, on the exuberance displayed by Steven Taylor.
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 5:03 PM
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
you know that you are mentally drained when 1. You instruct the cab driver to travel from Hougang to Tampines via the Old Kallang Airport Road (instead of the Old Tampines Road). 2. You fish out your keys when you approach the MRT gantry instead of the EZ Link card. 3. Instead of the tissue paper, you throw your spectacles away after cleaning it. Damn, maybe i need to relax.. Random Picture of the Day  Separated at birth?
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:59 PM
Monday, April 10, 2006
1. Hunt for karate legend goes cold Three Singaporeans on a mission to find a karate legend have been found huddled in an abandoned car on a north Japanese mountainside, local media reports say. One of the Singaporeans told police in Hirosaki his dying father had told his group to seek the master. Thirteen people had set out from Singapore but one group became lost on the slopes of Mount Iwaki. One member told TV Asahi: "Japan looked so small on the map that we thought we would find him straight away." Light clothing Japanese media said the group included the wife of the man who made the dying wish. The 13 had split into three groups, with another four resting at a hotel. The three men who got lost telephoned for help from a mobile phone. Police said they were wearing only light clothing on the mountain, which is 1,600 metres (5,249 feet) high. "Neither police nor local people know of anyone running karate classes in this area," the Reuters news agency quoted a police spokesman as saying. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/asia-pacific/4883608.stm Published: 2006/04/06 13:04:46 GMT Maybe someone should have the heart to inform the Singaporeans that Pat. "Mr. Miyagi" Morritta 1) doesn't live in Japan and 2) he will be meeting his father real soon. 2. Miss Singapore Universe 2006   (Source: Mediacorp TV) One has big jugs(drools), the other has fairly big eyes. Yet why does the one with big jugs get to represent Singapore at the Miss Universe 2006? jdi813 from the sammyboy forum has the answer: Actually i feel Jade should have won ... she had more poise and was more natural and candid during the Q&A sections  ... but since the actual Miss universe pagents will not require any Q&As in the initial rounds i guess i makes sense that they picked the one with the biggests boobs  Random Picture of the Day  Dingo showing his true form
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 2:54 PM
Friday, April 07, 2006
with the imminent end of a chapter, decided to numb my senses with a touch of melancholy damien rice the blower's daughter and so it is just like you said it would be life goes easy on me most of the time and so it is the shorter story no love no glory no hero in her skies i can't take my eyes off of you and so it is just like you said it should be we'll both forget the breeze most of the time and so it is the colder water the blower's daughter the pupil in denial i can't take my eyes off of you did I say that I loathe you? did I say that I want to leave it all behind? i can't take my mind off of you my mind 'til I find somebody new
posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 7:14 PM
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