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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Sio Bak Zhang...............

Foie gras bak zhang*. Abalone bak zhang. Am i the only one who think all these improvizations with Chinese traditional food have gone too far?

Still on the topic of bak zhangs, on what grounds do the retaliers have to hike the price of bak zhangs by up to 120% during this Duan Wu Jie** period? Demand and supply forces at work? How come condom prices don't rise during Valentine Day?


*Rice Dumpling
** Dragonboat Festival

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:22 PM
Sunday, May 28, 2006

Fatty's Ho Gai Xiao - Hill Street Fried Kway Teow

It is increasingly difficult to find a good plate of char kway teow these days, with stalls watering down their food to suit the palate of the health conscious diners. However the real tasty ones, like the featured stall, still insist on serving their char kway teow with heaps of hums* and lar pok**, thus further reinforcing the adage that "Healthy food seldoms taste good".


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Despite the odd dining hour of 4pm, there were a steady stream of customers and i had to wait 20 minutes for the food to be served.

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A tasty plate of Char Kway Teow

A frequent grouse is the level of moisture, or lackthereof, in the plate of Char Kway Teoh. In this aspect, Hill Street Fried Kway Teow managed to get it right. It is neither too dry nor too oily to the extent of the contents soaking in a pool of oil.

The stall owner is generous with the serving of hums. In the standard serving which i ordered, there were around 10 hums found inside. Unlike the often stale and rubbery hums served elsewhere, the hums here taste surprisingly fresh and pack a springy punch when you chew at it.

The health hazards associate with consuming lards are well documented. However adding some lak pok while cooking the char kway teow will add to the aroma of the dish, bringing out the flavours of the ingredients.

While it is important to keep to a balanced diet, an occasional indulgence in Hill Street Fried Kway Teow wouldn't hurt.

* Cockles
** Fried Lard Bits
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Location: Bedok South Market ( Opposite Temasek JC)

How to get there:
1. Bus 229 from Bedok Interchange
2. A 15 minutes walk from Bedok MRT station

Note: Closed on Monday

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 4:23 PM
Saturday, May 27, 2006

sing when you're wanking

I've decided to alter the title of this blog, so as to achieve a better "strategic fit" with the direction and also to do justice to the blog's url. I guess it's not only me who likes the new title, even Robbie William(s) is/are yelping in collective orgasmic joy.

swyw

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 4:10 PM
Friday, May 26, 2006

Bobby

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Even before pugs became THE "fashion accessory" that Hollywood starlets must have, there was Bobby.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:31 PM
Thursday, May 25, 2006

Funniest program on Singapore's PayTV

全 民大焖锅,a political satire program shown on Channel 52, 10pm every weeknight. One doesn't need a great deal of knowledge on Taiwanese politics to enjoy the show, especially with impersonations like those below:


Korean pop idol, Rein.


Villian of the Da Vinci Code's, Silas.


posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 5:10 PM
Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Auntie, Mahbowloh ji pao

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Ban smoking? Taxes baby, taxes.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 11:35 PM
Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Top 10 reasons why tyw makes a good boyfriend

10 reasons why you should ditch that SDU membership.

10. Tummy makes a better pillow than the conventional one

9. With my large body size, I’ll make good sun shade especially at traffic junctions

8. Never fret about wasting food when you dine with me as I’ll finish your leftovers too

7. I'm a low maintenance creature, just feed pig innards and I’ll be contented

6. I'm nice to hug (provided you have long enough arms)

5. I'll give you plenty of freedom; just don't throw away my porn

4. I'm more handsome than a pug

3. Just like kway chap, I’m of an acquired test

2. I'm funny, not the "HAHA" funny kind but rather the "Sibei Lame leh" type

1. There's a six digits figure in my bank account, if you ignore the decimal place.


If you haven't realize by now, the above is a tongue-in-cheek homage to my favourite canned TV show "Late Show with David Letterman". And I'm not a despo as fmq has insinuated me to be.


Random Picture of the Day


Good news, no Blue Screen of Death for XBox360!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:40 PM
Sunday, May 21, 2006

Prison got no Lin Chiling*

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(Newspaper generator, via Mari's blog.)

* Shamelessly ripped from mrbrown's Prison got no Broadband meme.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 1:06 PM
Monday, May 15, 2006

The color of loyalty



Money can't buy you the adulation of 55,000 scarves waving fanatics. Neither can the prawn sandwiches.

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 12:59 AM
Saturday, May 13, 2006

Candles, Wax and non SM related

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Birthday Candles - Checked
Lychee Cake - Checked (albeit an ugly looking one)

To my newfound friend in Netherlands, Happy Birthday and enjoy spraying graffitti on the Berlin Wall.


Random Picture of the Day

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Auntie ah, 你们有卖 Ice Puppie 或则 Ice Kitten吗?

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:10 PM
Thursday, May 11, 2006

The "I was so bored that i befriended a dog" post

Yes i was that bored to visit the ulu residence of fmq to play with her dog. For the record, fmq refused to be photographed in her unglam state. For more pictures for her glamed up look, drop by her blog.


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Everyone say hi to Qooki, which happened to own a blog too. (- -)''

The first abnormality i noticed about Qooki was that it doesn't bark! The only sound it made was the panting noises after running itself silly. According to fmq, Qooki will go bonkers and bark incessantly if i snap a picture of it using my flash. While i was tempted to hear Qooki barks, i was more tempted to leave the house with my limbs intact.

While Qooki seems like a full blooded canine hunk, i have serious doubts towards his sexual tendency after he started pushing his head towards my ass. Boy oh boy don't get the wrong idea, im here to make friends, and not love, with you.

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Peek-a-boo!

fmq then proceeded to demostrate the many skills that our hunkish canine possess. Qooki can jump onto chair of varying heights, jump onto tables and......er.. basically more jumping. BUT, Qooki can't shake hands!!! Dogs are supposed to lift their paws and shake hands with you, BUT QOOKI CANT SHAKE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!WTH!

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Grow those short stubby hands of yours and learn how to shake hands, and i might consider feeding you. Pfft!

After some goofing around, it was time to bid farewell to Qooki. However my newfound paw friend has a queer way of saying goodbye, perhaps due to the fact that he can't lift his paws. Qooki ran circles around me and get this, CHARGE at my crotch area and station his mouth strategically at the you-know-what of mine. Being the hetrosexual and avid Lin Chi Ling fan that i am, i obviously resisted its overtures. And the result?

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Someone should enrol Qooki for an anger management class.

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The dejected look of Qooki after he found out that i'm straight.


So to those detractors out there who think i don't have many friends...... Eat your guts out! Im so popular that even a dog wants to friend me. v(O o)

Ps: For more pictures of Qooki, visit my flickr set.

Random Joke overheard on the radio

Glenn: Do you know who's the first male to appear on the cover of Playboy magazine?

FD: Venus Williams?

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:10 PM
Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Haruhism




Hail Haruhi Suzumiya, we are not worthy!

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 3:15 PM

You have a choice

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Five years from now, are you going to embrace the choice given to you?

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 10:02 AM
Sunday, May 07, 2006

The "I have a hole on my tongue and live to tell the story" post

First off, pictures of the "hole" as requested by Ooof.

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Notice the black circle?

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A closer view of it. Don't bother scrutinizing on my nostril, it's clean of booger and nostril hair.

Before i elaborate on the whole "hole-filling" process, i would like to thank those who offered their well-wishes and suggestions on how to heal the ulcer.

The Process

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No, it's not rat poison.

While i have heard of using salt to combat ulcers, i dimissed the idea of using it as it smacks of masochism. However after 2 weeks of mouthwashes and medicalgel i decided to give it a shot, especially after how hufferphish exalted the antisceptic quality of salt by describing a scene from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (O o)

So the moment came. At around 2:30am, on a night when the squirrel decided to invade Highbury, i literally rubbed salt on my wounds. While the pain from the first few ulcers were bearable, tears just flowed when salt came into contact with the biggie. It was so bad that my tongue was shivering uncontrollably for one minute and saliva just dripped all over the place. Surprisingly after a few minutes, the pain subsided and i actually kinda enjoyed the whole process. Maybe i should try dripping wax on it the next time round.


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Long live Liang Teh teh teh teh ............


While salt is a good combat agent, relying solely on it will only result in high blood pressure and the inevitable cardiac arrest. (cue polite laughter) Once again hufferphish volunteered that drinking liang teh will solve all sorts of ailments, and she once overcame her *BeeP* problem by drinking it. Being eager to eradicate the ulcers problem once and for all, i actually spent 12 dollars on 3 bottles of it and finished every last drop of it within a day.

Within two days, the holes were almost non-existent except for the biggie which reduced to a quarter of its size. A few days after that, i was back snacking on my keropoks and chips.


Random Thought of the Day

MOE should revamp their grading system since 66.6% is now regarded as a strong performance.



posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 8:20 PM
Friday, May 05, 2006

Crispy

Readers who have been following this site since its inception(read:Ooof) will remember i once did a guide on answering banal questions. The only thing sorely lacking from that article was how to answer banal questions from insurance agents staking out at public places. That is about to change as Dingo (also known by many aliases) offered his take on how to answer the number 1. banal question from insurance agents.


Insurance Agent(s): Exchew me, eschew me Sir? Are you interested in buying insurance or not?Are you NSF? Or Regular?


To which you should reply: Crispy.*


*Crispy as in KFC Crispy Flavor.




Random Picture of the Day

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Since Miss. Lin Chiling is taking a sabbatical, i have found a new object of desire. Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you Miss. 隋棠(Sui Tang) !

posted by Stormtrooper's Lackey at 9:45 AM
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